📦 funny-manpages

B

• baby(1fun)create new process from two parents✨

C

• celibacy(1fun)don't have sex✨
• condom(1fun)protection against viruses and prevention of child processes✨

D

• date(1fun)get and print a date✨

E

• echo(1fun)echo arguments✨
• egrope(1fun)massage a file for a while✨

F

• fgrope(1fun)massage a file for a while✨
• flame(1fun)reply to Usenet News posting automatically✨
• flog(1fun)speed up a process✨

G

• gong(1fun)evaluate process performance✨
• grope(1fun)massage a file for a while✨

P

• party(1fun)set OS responses mode✨

R

• rescrog(1fun)change something, make it different✨
• rm(1fun)remove files✨
• rtfm(1fun)a response for easy questions from clueless lusers✨

S

• sex(6fun)have sex✨
• strfry(3fun)string operation✨

T

• tm(1fun)meditate✨

U

• uubp(1fun)Unix-to-Unix beer protocol✨

X

• xkill(1fun)extended kill - kill processes or users, including Usenet posters.✨
• xlart(1fun)interactive X interface to rlart(1)✨