RFC 602

"The stockings were hung by the chimney with care"

πŸ“… published December 1973, from ietf

Okay bestie, this RFC is literally a holiday-themed security warning πŸŽ„πŸ«Ά

Here's the title block tea β˜•: it's RFC 602, filed under the Arpa Network Working Group by Bob Metcalfe (PARC-MAXC), dated Dec 1973, with NIC #21021. It doesn't list a category, and it doesn't say it obsoletes or updates anything. πŸ“œβœ¨

"The Stockings Were Hung by the Chimney with Care" πŸ§¦πŸŽ€

Okay so the ARPA Computer Network is lowkey vulnerable to security violations for at least three reasons, and I need you to be aware πŸ’€

  1. Individual sites are used to physical limits on who can get into their machines, so they haven't yet taken enough precautions to lock their systems against unauthorized remote use πŸ™ˆ Like, plenty of people still use passwords that are super easy to guess 😭 Think their first names, their initials, their host name spelled backwards, or a string you can type in one go, like ZXCVBNM. Literally no thoughts head empty πŸ’…
  2. The TIP lets people onto the ARPANET way more than anyone planned or wanted 😳 TIP phone numbers are posted like the random numbers scribbled on phone booth walls and in bathrooms πŸ™ƒ The TIP didn't ask for any user identification before giving service. So a bunch of folks, including the ones who used to spend their days ripping off Ma Bell, can get into our stockings totally anonymously πŸ¦‹πŸ’€
  3. There's still a lingering affection for the challenge of breaking into someone's system πŸ‘€ That affection hangs on even though everyone knows it's easy to break systems, and even easier to crash them πŸ”₯

Honestly this would be super funny and cause for some raucous eye winking and elbow nudging πŸ˜‚πŸŒˆ but in recent weeks, at least two major serving hosts were crashed under suspicious circumstances by people who knew exactly what they were risking ⚠️ And on a third system, the system wheel password was compromised 😱 by two high school students in Los Angeles, no less πŸ™€

We suspect the number of dangerous security violations is bigger than any of us know and it's growing πŸ“ˆ So you are advised not to sit "in hope that Saint Nicholas would soon be there" πŸŽ…πŸ’–

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