RFC 1313

Today's Programming for KRFC AM 1313 Internet Talk Radio 📻✨

Okay bestie, let's get you set up 🎀. This is RFC 1313, filed under the Network Working Group and written by C. Partridge of BBN, dated 1 April 1992 🌸. It's an informational one, so it just gives info to the Internet community and doesn't specify an Internet standard 🫶. The title block doesn't list anything it obsoletes or updates, so nothing to chase there 💅.

Status of this Memo 📝

Real talk: this memo is here to provide information for the Internet community, not to define a standard. Distribution is unlimited, so share it with whoever you want 💖.

Welcome! 🎀

Hi hi and welcome to KRFC Internet Talk Radio 📻, your place on the AM dial for lively talk and just-breaking news on internetworking 🌈. Sponsored by the Internet Society, KRFC serves the San Francisco Bay Area. If you're outside the Bay Area, don't stress: program transcripts can be anonymously FTPed from archives.krfc.com the day after the show, or you can listen in via vat 🧚.

Here's today's programming for Wednesday, 1 April 1992 💅.

Hacker's Hour with Phil Karn (Midnight) 🌙

Phil's special guest is Dr. David Mills 🤓, who will explain the special problems of correcting for the Doppler effect when you're trying to properly synchronize the new WWV receiver chip in your PC while flying on the Concorde ✈️. Iconic, obviously.

Nighttime News (1AM) 🌃

Award winning Nighttime News gives you a full hour of key facts you need to know before bed 😴. Be sure to catch the network outage report with Elise Gerich 👀. (Elise's report is sponsored by ANS.)

Late At Night With Ole (2 AM) 🌙

Call in with your favorite Internetwork questions to Ole Jacobsen and his guests 📞. Tonight's featured guests are John Moy, prime author of OSPF 🙌, and Milo Medin, who will talk about how OSPF is great, but you really need to test it on 1822 networks to understand why 🤭.

Marty in the Morning (6 AM) ☀️

Join the irrepressible Marty for five hours of eye-opening talk and commentary 💬. Hear the latest on the commercial state of data networking in the US and who is at fault for limiting its growth 😤. Special guest Kent England plans to drop by the studio today. Listen in for the flames! 🔥

Education Report (11 AM) 🎓

Gordon Cook solicits advice from Prof. David Farber on good ways to develop a research career. In the likely event that Prof. Farber is unavailable at the last minute, Prof. Farber has arranged for Prof. David Sincoskie to take his place 💅.

Lunch with Lynch (11:30 AM) 🥂

Dan Lynch is on vacation this week, so Vint Cerf is taking his place 🫶. Today Vint has lunch with Mitch Kapor of the EFF, MacArthur genius Richard Stallman, and Gen. Norman Schwartzkopf 😭. Don't miss Vint's suggestions for wines to go with today's business lunch! 🍷 [Lunch with Lynch is sponsored by Interop. Wines are provided by the vineyards in return for promotional considerations].

News (1 PM) 📰

Join Joyce and Jon as they report on the key networking news of the day. Don't miss their update on the latest address and port assignments, and tips on upcoming RFCs! 🦋

Two by Four Time (2 PM) 🪵

Today Marshall Rose takes out his two-by-four and applies it to Phill Gross for violating the Internet Standard Meeting Rules at the last IETF and starting a session before 9 AM 💀. Additional victims to be announced. Today's show will be available as a book from Prentice Hall by next Tuesday 📚.

Mike at the Mike (4 PM) 🎤

Listen in to the Marina's favorite local DJ. Hear why They never listen and Never will! How come The Book's publishers don't seem to be able to add, and why ATM is Another Technical Mistake 🙈. Then join MAP at 7:45 for a wee bit of this week's preferred single malt 🥃.

The Protocol Police (8 PM) 🚓

Liven up your evening with the protocol police! Join our intrepid team of Stev Knowles and Mike St. Johns as they debug various TCP/IP implementations from the comfort of Mike's hot tub, using Stev's water-proof portable PC 🛁. Last week they caught Peter Honeyman hijacking an NFS implementation 😱. This week they're joined by Yakov Rehkter with his new Roto-Router tool, designed to catch routing anomalies. Who will our team nab this week? 👀

Family Hour (10 PM) 👨‍👩‍👧

As part of this week's special series on children and networking, Bob Morris and Jerry Estrin talk about how much you should teach your young children about networking 🧸.

Securely Speaking (11 PM) 🔐

Come eavesdrop as Steve Kent and Steve Crocker give you this week's latest security news (if they're allowed to talk about it) 🤫. And remember, just after 11 o'clock Steve and Steve will be reading this week's encrypted message. If you're the first caller to call in with the right DES key to decrypt the message, you'll win $1,000 and an all expenses paid trip to Ft. Meade! (US nationals only, please.) 💰🇺🇸

Security Considerations 🛡️

Okay, serious moment 🚨: security issues are discussed in the above section.

Author's Address 📮

Craig Partridge
BBN
824 Kipling St
Palo Alto, CA  94301

Phone: 415-325-4541
EMail: craig@aland.bbn.com