RFC 1121

Act one - the poems

๐Ÿ“… published September 1989, from ietf

Network Working Group J. Postel (ISI) Request for Comments: 1121 L. Kleinrock (UCLA) V. Cerf (NRI) B. Boehm (UCLA) September 1989

Okay bestie, this one is a whole vibe ๐ŸŽ€โœจ RFC 1121 is titled Act One - The Poems ๐Ÿ’œ. It was written by Jon Postel (ISI), Leonard Kleinrock (UCLA), Vint Cerf (NRI), and Barry Boehm (UCLA), and it's dated September 1989. It's an informational-style memo ๐Ÿงš that doesn't obsolete or update anything, so there's no drama there ๐Ÿ’….


Status of This Memo ๐ŸŒธ

This memo is giving a collection of poems that were performed at "Act One", a symposium that was partly a birthday party for the 20th anniversary of the ARPANET ๐ŸŽ‚. Distribution of this memo is unlimited ๐Ÿ’–.

Introduction ๐Ÿฆ‹

Okay so the Computer Science Department at the University of California, Los Angeles (UCLA) put on a Symposium on Very High Speed Information Networks ๐Ÿš€. It was the first in a planned series of meetings on Advanced Computer Technologies, which is why it's called ACT ONE ๐ŸŽญ. The timing was also picked to mark 20 years since the first Interface Message Processor (IMP) got installed on the ARPANET at UCLA ๐Ÿฅณ.

The whole symposium had a theatrical theme, and a few of the speakers just could NOT resist writing poetry ๐Ÿ“œ๐Ÿ˜ญ. This memo is basically an attempt to capture the results ๐Ÿ’….

The Poems ๐ŸŽ€


WELCOME ๐ŸŒˆ by Leonard Kleinrock

We've gathered here for two days to examine and debate And reflect on data networks and as well to celebrate. To recognize the leaders and recount the path we took. We'll begin with how it happened; for it's time to take a look.

Yes, the history is legend and the pioneers are here. Listen to the story - it's our job to make it clear. We'll tell you where we are now and where we'll likely go. So welcome to ACT ONE, folks. Sit back - enjoy the show!! ๐Ÿฟ๐Ÿ’–


ODE TO A QUEUE ๐ŸŒธ by Leonard Kleinrock

In the 20 years of funding Many fields has DARPA led. But the finest thing that they did bring Was the analytic thread.

By that I mean they nurtured Quantitative research tools. And they always felt for all their gelt They got principles and rules.

Indeed a wealth of knowledge Was uncovered and was new. And the common thread with which we led Was the analytic queue!

Now a queue may have one server. If there's more, they form a team. Its dearest wish is just to fish In a quiet Poisson stream. ๐ŸŸ

If you want to model networks Or a complex data flow A queue's the key to help you see All the things you need to know.

So the next time you feel lonely And wonder what to do, You'll soon feel fine if you join the line Of an analytic queue! ๐Ÿ’…โœจ


THE PAST IS PROLOGUE ๐Ÿงš by Leonard Kleinrock

The past is prologue so they say. So Scene 1 was played today. It set the stage to point the way To high speed nets on Friday.

And old slow IMP, a costly link, Codes to fix the lines that stink, Ideas born in tanks that think, Tomorrow's distance sure to shrink.

But first tonight we'll drink and eat. We'll take some time good friends to greet. Hear Bible class from Danny's seat. Those good old days were bittersweet! ๐Ÿฅน


THE BIG BANG! ๐Ÿ’ฅ (or the birth of the ARPANET) by Leonard Kleinrock

Okay so it was back in '67 that the clan agreed to meet. ๐Ÿ•ฐ๏ธ The gangsters and the planners were a breed damned hard to beat. The goal we set was honest and the need was clear to all: Connect those big old mainframes and the minis, lest they fall.

The spec was set quite rigid: it must work without a hitch. It should stand a single failure with an unattended switch. Files at hefty throughput 'cross the ARPANET must zip. Send the interactive traffic on a quarter second trip.

The spec went out to bidders and t'was BBN that won. They worked on soft and hardware and they all got paid for fun. We decided that the first node would be we who are your hosts And so today you're gathered here while UCLA boasts.

I suspect you might be asking "What means FIRST node on the net?" Well frankly, it meant trouble, 'specially since no specs were set. For you see the interface between the nascent IMP and HOST Was a confidential secret from us folks on the West coast. ๐Ÿ™ˆ

BBN had promised that the IMP was running late. We welcomed any slippage in the deadly scheduled date. But one day after Labor Day, it was plopped down at our gate! Those dirty rotten scoundrels sent the damned thing out air freight! ๐Ÿ“ฆ๐Ÿ’€

As I recall that Tuesday, it makes me want to cry. Everybody's brother came to blame the other guy! Folks were there from ARPA, GTE and Honeywell. UCLA and ATT and all were scared as hell. ๐Ÿ˜ฑ

We cautiously connected and the bits began to flow. The pieces really functioned - just why I still don't know. Messages were moving pretty well by Wednesday morn. All the rest is history - packet switching had been born! ๐Ÿฆ‹๐Ÿ‘‘


ROSENCRANTZ AND ETHERNET ๐ŸŒŒ by Vint Cerf

All the world's a net! And all the data in it merely packets come to store-and-forward in the queues a while and then are heard no more. 'Tis a network waiting to be switched!

To switch or not to switch? That is the question. Whether 'tis wiser in the net to suffer the store and forward of stochastic networks or to raise up circuits against a sea of packets and, by dedication, serve them.

To net, to switch. To switch, perchance to slip! Aye, there's the rub. For in that choice of switch, what loops may lurk, when we have shuffled through this Banyan net? Puzzles the will, initiates symposia, stirs endless debate and gives rise to uncontrolled flights of poetry beyond recompense! ๐ŸŽญ๐Ÿ”ฅ


UNTITLED ๐Ÿซถ by Barry Boehm

Paul Baran came out of the wood With a message first misunderstood But despite dangers lurking The IMP's were soon working And ARPA did see it was good.

So in place of our early myopia We now have a net cornucopia With IMP's, TIP's, and LAN's Wideband VAN's, MAN's, and WAN's And prospects of World Net Utopia.

But though we must wind up the clock With thoughts of downstream feature shock We all be can mollified For there's no one more qualified To discuss this than Leonard Kleinrock. ๐ŸŒŸ

Notes ๐Ÿ“

The Symposium was held August 17 & 18, 1989, a Thursday and Friday. ๐Ÿ—“๏ธ

"Welcome" was presented on Thursday morning during the Overture. โ˜€๏ธ

"Ode to a Queue" was presented in the Thursday morning session on "Giant Steps Forward: Technology Payoffs". ๐Ÿšถโ€โ™€๏ธ

"The Past is Prologue" was presented at the end of the Thursday afternoon sessions. ๐ŸŒ‡

"The Big Bang!" was presented during the after dinner events on Thursday night. ๐ŸŒ™

"Rosencrantz and Ethernet" was presented at the morning session on Friday on "Communication Technologies in the next Millenium" (note that this version may differ slightly from the actual presentation since it was reconstructed from human memory several weeks later). ๐Ÿง ๐Ÿ’ญ

The untitled poem by Barry Boehm was presented in the Friday afternoon session on "Impact on Government, Commerce and Citizenry". Barry gave his talk on "The Software Challenge to Our Technical Aspirations" then introduced the next speaker with this poem. ๐ŸŽค๐Ÿ’œ

Security Considerations ๐Ÿ”

None. ๐ŸŒท

Authors' Addresses ๐Ÿ“ฎ

Jon Postel USC/Information Sciences Institute 4676 Admiralty Way Marina del Rey, CA 90292-6695

Phone: 213-822-1511

EMail: Postel@ISI.EDU

Leonard Kleinrock University of California Computer Science Department 3732G Boelter Hall Los Angeles, CA 90024-1600

Phone: 213-825-2543

EMail: lk@CS.UCLA.EDU

Vinton G. Cerf Corporation for National Research Initiatives 1895 Preston White Drive, Suite 100 Reston, VA 22091

Phone: 703-620-8990

EMail: VCerf@NRI.RESTON.VA.US

Barry Boehm University of California Computer Science Department 3732 Boelter Hall Los Angeles, CA 90024-1600

Phone: 213-825-8137

EMail: boehm@CS.UCLA.EDU

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