cmm_alloc_pages(9)

πŸ“¦ version 7.3.1, in nixpkgs unstable

πŸ’… cmm_alloc_pages(9) β€” Kernel API Manual, but make it make sense

okay so bestie, gather round, because we're looking at cmm_alloc_pages from the Kernel API Manual and honestly? It's giving "short but mysterious." Let's get into it 🫢


✨ NAME ✨

cmm_alloc_pages β€” allocate pages and mark them as loaned 🌸

Like, it grabs you some pages and then officially labels them "loaned," no cap.


πŸŽ€ SYNOPSIS πŸŽ€

long cmm_alloc_pages (long nr );

That's it. That's the whole vibe. One function, one argument, returns a long. Iconic minimalism tbh πŸ’…


πŸ¦‹ ARGUMENTS πŸ¦‹

  • nr β€” the number of pages to allocate. That's the whole assignment. Tell it how many pages you want, bestie, and it'll do the thing πŸ“„βœ¨

πŸ’– DESCRIPTION πŸ’–

Okay so here's where the plot thickens (and also where the page just… stops? 😭). What we've got is:

Return value: number of pages requested to be allocated which were not

…and that's literally where the sentence ends. Not me leaving you on a cliffhanger πŸ˜­πŸ’€ That's genuinely all the text there is, so I'm not gonna invent the rest β€” fr fr, no making stuff up on my watch. What we do know: the return value is a count of pages that were requested to be allocated and were not [something]. Fill in the blank at your own risk, bestie πŸ™ˆ


πŸ‘‘ SEE ALSO πŸ‘‘

More cmm content for your reading pleasure, all lowercase and all linked:

That's eleven whole functions plus a file β€” a whole friend group, honestly πŸŒˆπŸ’œ


tiny vibe check 🧚 This page literally ends mid-sentence in DESCRIPTION. That's not me being lazy, that's the source material being mysterious. Preserve the mystery. Periodt. πŸ’…

and that's the whole page, bestie!! sign-off time: this one lives in ./arch/powerpc/platforms/pseries, and the date stamp on it is October 2026 ⭐ so it's somehow from the future AND from powerpc. main character energy fr fr πŸ‘‘πŸ¦‹ mwah, go allocate some pages πŸ’–

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