__acquire(9)

πŸ“¦ version 7.3.1, in nixpkgs unstable

πŸ’… __acquire β€” the manual page, but make it make sense

okay so bestie, welcome to __acquire(9) β€” that's section 9 of the Kernel API Manual, iykyk πŸ‘‘ this one's short and honestly kind of iconic for how little it does.


✨ NAME ✨

__acquire β€” the function that "acquires" a context lock exclusively. and by "acquires" I mean it literally does nothing, we'll get there 🫢


🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

__acquire (x );

πŸŽ€ ARGUMENTS πŸŽ€

  • x β€” the context lock instance pointer, aka the thing you're pretending to lock πŸ”₯

πŸ¦‹ DESCRIPTION πŸ¦‹

okay so here's the tea πŸ’€ __acquire is a no-op function. like, it does not do anything. zero. nothing. it exists purely so that you can say "hey, this code acquires the given context lock instance x exclusively" β€” and the annotation tools believe you.

that's the whole vibe. no runtime behaviour, just a little note-to-self in function form. it's giving annotation main character energy ✨

ngl it feels illegal to have a whole manpage for a function that does nothing, but context analysis is serious business and we respect her πŸ’…

🌈 SEE ALSO 🌈

like yes that's a lot of friends but they're all part of the same context-analysis fam, go say hi 🧚


that's the whole page bestie!! short, sweet, does absolutely nothing, and we're obsessed with her for it πŸ’– mwah 🫢

this lil drop came from ./include/linux in the __acquire(9) slot, dated October 2026 β€” catch you in the next one, slay β­πŸ‘‘

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