NE_ERR_NO_VCPUS_ADDED(9)

πŸ“¦ version 7.3.1, in nixpkgs unstable

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okay so bestie, gather round, because this page is short and iconic and I refuse to pretend otherwise πŸ’…

NE_ERR_NO_VCPUS_ADDED β€” literally what it says on the tin: the command to start an enclave is triggered and no vCPUs are added. That's the whole vibe. No vCPUs, no starty. 🫠

(it's giving "you forgot the actual CPU part of the CPU party" energy, fr fr)


✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

NE_ERR_NO_VCPUS_ADDED

that's it. that's the whole synopsis. she's a constant, she's a symbol, she's lowkey a whole personality πŸŽ€


πŸ¦‹ SEE ALSO πŸ¦‹

okay this part is stacked, like genuinely a full friend group, so let's go down the list together 🫢

like I said. STACKED. πŸ‘‘


ngl this page does not have a DESCRIPTION section, and I'm not about to invent one for the plot, so what you see is what you get. no cap, no filler, no extra lore. πŸ€·β€β™€οΈ

and that's the whole page, bestie β€” written under ./include/uapi/linux, dated October 2026, and if you flip to the bottom it still proudly says NE_ERR_NO_VCPUS_ADDED(9) because consistency ate and left no crumbs πŸ’–βœ¨πŸŒΈ xoxo go add your vCPUs πŸ¦‹πŸ’œ

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