varmon(8)
π varmon(8) β the VA RAID monitor, bestie edition π
okay so welcome to the System Manager's Manual page for varmon(8) π yes that's the manual name, it's giving very "section 8, system administration, main character energy" and we're obsessed. sit down, grab a strawberry drink π, and let's get into it.
β¨ NAME β¨
varmon β a VA RAID monitor π
πΈ SYNOPSIS πΈ
varmon
that's it. that's the whole thing. no flags, no arguments, no drama. she just goes. π
π¦ DESCRIPTION π¦
so this manual page documents the varmon commands briefly β like a little teaser, not the full novel, yk? π«Ά
varmon is a text-based tool to monitor DAC 960 RAID controllers. and when we say it monitors DAC 960 RAID controllers, we mean it covers:
- Mylex RAID cards from the 960 and 1100 series π
- eXteremeRAID 2000 & 3000 β¨
- AcceleRAID 352 & 170 π
(and yes, eXteremeRAID is spelled exactly like that, no we are not fixing it, it's iconic, it ate π½οΈ)
okay now the lore: this manual page was written for the Debian distribution, and the reason is lowkey funny β the original program does not have a manual page. nope. nothing. so instead, it has documentation in the GNU Info format; see below. π
bestie note: "see below" is doing a lot of heavy lifting here because the actual Info docs live in the SEE ALSO section, so keep scrolling, you got this π
π₯ SEE ALSO π₯
all the documentation is available in directory /usr/share/doc/varmon/. πβ¨ like, all of it. go look. she's right there.
π AUTHOR π
this manual page was written by Igor Genibel <igenibel@debian.org>, for the Debian project (but may be used by others). π«Ά thank you Igor, fr fr, we appreciate you.
π SIGN-OFF π
and that's the whole page, bestie!! dated 24/05/2003 π, and yes it's varmon(8) β same girl, same manual, no cap. go monitor those RAID controllers, you absolute legend. mwah. π
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π¦ where this page comes from
- ubuntu jammy: varmon 1.2.1-2
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms