SOCKLIST(8)
π SOCKLIST β the manual page, but make it cute π
okay so bestie, welcome to socklist from the Linux System Manual, section 8. Yeah it's a real one, it's got the whole manpage situation going on, and I'm about to explain it to you like we're texting at 2am. π¦
β¨ NAME β¨
socklist β display list of open sockets πΈ
π SYNOPSIS π
socklist
That's it. That's the whole thing. No flags, no args, no drama. She just is. π
π DESCRIPTION π
So socklist is a Perl script, okay? Not a binary, not a compiled lil guy β a script. And what she does is give you a list of all open sockets, and while she's at it she enumerates, for each one:
- the type of socket π§
- the port
- the inode
- the uid
- the pid
- the fd
- and the program that socket belongs to
The way that it just hands you the whole vibe of every socket on the box?? Iconic. Ate. No crumbs. π
β¨ OPTIONS β¨
- None.
Literally none, bestie. Zero. She takes no options. She does not want options. She is unbothered, moisturized, in her lane, focused, flourishing. π
π¦ FILES π¦
These are the places she peeks at, and yes we love them:
/proc/*/fd/*β file descriptors. The receipts of what's open. π/proc/net/tcpβ the list of TCP sockets. πΈ/proc/net/udpβ the list of UDP sockets. π«Ά/proc/net/rawβ the list of raw sockets. π₯
π BUGS π
None as yet.
Not me finding a manpage with a clean bug record. She said "I am flawless and I intend to stay that way." Periodt. π β¨
πΈ SEE ALSO πΈ
Go read these too, bestie, they're giving related content energy:
iykyk. π
π AUTHOR π
Larry Doolittle <ldoolitt@jlab.org> β the main character who wrote her. Give credit where credit is due, always. π
lowkey reminder: this whole thing is from 1st Release, dated 1998-02-09, filed under SOCKLIST(8). Vintage. Retro. Still slaying. π
okay bye bestie, go check your sockets, drink some water, ily π«Άβ¨πΈ
π¦ where this page comes from
- arch rolling: procinfo-ng 2.0.304-9 Β· GPL-2.0-only AND LGPL-2.1-only
- debian bookworm: procinfo 1:2.0.304-7 Β· GPL-2.0-only
- debian trixie: procinfo 1:2.0.304-7 Β· GPL-2.0-only
- fedora 43: procinfo 18-59.fc43 Β· GPL-1.0-or-later
- fedora 44: procinfo 18-60.fc44 Β· GPL-1.0-or-later
- opensuse-leap 16.0: procinfo 18-bp160.1.12 Β· GPL-2.0-or-later
- opensuse-leap 16.0: procinfo 18-bp160.1.12 Β· GPL-2.0-or-later
- opensuse-leap 16.0: procinfo 18-bp160.1.12 Β· GPL-2.0-or-later
- opensuse-leap 16.0: procinfo 18-bp160.1.12 Β· GPL-2.0-or-later
- ubuntu jammy: procinfo 1:2.0.304-6 Β· GPL-2.0-only
- ubuntu noble: procinfo 1:2.0.304-7 Β· GPL-2.0-only
- ubuntu questing: procinfo 1:2.0.304-7
- ubuntu resolute: procinfo 1:2.0.304-8 Β· GPL-2.0-only
- ubuntu stonking: procinfo 1:2.0.304-8 Β· GPL-2.0-only
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