SoundEvents(7x)

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version 2.2.12 · 4 versions
, in ubuntu resolute, ubuntu stonking

✨ SoundEvents(7x) ✨

okay bestie, welcome to the manual page for SoundEvents, straight outta the AfterStep X11 window manager 💖 this one is short and sweet — like, shockingly short — so let's not drag it out 💅

💫 NAME 💫

SoundEvents — names for different windowing events 🦋

that's it. that's the whole name section. she said "names for different windowing events" and nothing more, and honestly? respect the minimalism ✨

🎀 CONFIGURATION OPTIONS 🎀

so this is the part where you'd expect a big gorgeous list of configuration options, right? the way that other manpages be giving us 40 flags and a whole novel 😭

not here, bestie. this section is empty in the original page. like, genuinely nothing under it. no options, no values, no defaults, no env vars, no file paths, no exit statuses, no signals, no examples, no warnings, no bug notes. nada. zero. the void 🕳️

no cap: nothing is listed here, so there is literally nothing for me to hype up. don't go looking for options that were never written down 🙈

💀 SEE ALSO 💀

there isn't one, bestie. no SEE ALSO section on this page. i'm not inventing references that aren't there — that's not the vibe, that's just lying 😤

so like... that's the entire page. short king behavior 👑

with love from the 3rd Berkeley Distribution 💜 and this lil beauty is AfterStep v.2.2.12 🎀 that's the source and the version, mwah, bye bestie, go read a longer manpage 😘✨🦋🌸

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