xjack(6x)

πŸ’€ xjack(6x) πŸ’€

okay bestie, welcome to the XScreenSaver manual β€” specifically the page for xjack. and listen. this page is a whole mood. it is giving "I typed the same sentence until the heat death of the universe and then hit print." iykyk. let's get into it πŸ’…


✨ NAME ✨

  • xjack β€” all work and no play makes jack a dull boy

that's the name section. that's the whole name section. she said what she said πŸŽ€


πŸŽ€ SYNOPSIS πŸŽ€

xjack [--display host:display.screen] [--foreground color] [--background color] [--window] [--root] [--window-id number] [--delay usecs] [--fps]

that's it, no cap β€” every flag lives right there on one line: --display host:display.screen, --foreground color, --background color, --window, --root, --window-id number, --delay usecs, and --fps. the page does not expand on any of them, and neither will i, because i refuse to invent lore that isn't canon 🫢


🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

okay. deep breath. here is the entire description, and i'm not paraphrasing the art:

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

then β€” and this part is indented in the original, so imagine me leaning in conspiratorially β€” more of the exact same:

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

and then she keeps going, because she is a committed queen:

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

and the final paragraph, back out of the indent, louder than ever:

All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

literally that's the whole description 😭 she ate and left zero crumbs of anything else. main character energy. periodt.


🌈 ENVIRONMENT 🌈

  • DISPLAY β€” All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
  • XENVIRONMENT β€” All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
  • XSCREENSAVER_WINDOW β€” All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. a dull boy.
ok so that trailing "a dull boy." on XSCREENSAVER_WINDOW is literally in the original, i am not fixing it, i am not merging it, it's canon now, drink water and accept it πŸ“

πŸ¦‹ SEE ALSO πŸ¦‹

X(1), xscreensaver(1) β€” go say hi to the neighbors, they're lovely πŸ’œ


Copyright Β© 1997 by Jamie Zawinski. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a fnord dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.

(not me spotting the fnord in there β€” the cheek, the nerve, the audacity, the gall and the gumption πŸ”₯)


🌟 AUTHOR 🌟

Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>, 15-Nov-97.


okay that's the whole page, bestie, we survived 🫢 this has been xjack(6x) β€” part of X Version 11, version 6.09 (07-Jun-2024). now go outside, all that work and no play is literally a whole thing πŸ’–βœ¨

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