xjack(6x)
π xjack(6x) π
okay bestie, welcome to the XScreenSaver manual β specifically the page for xjack. and listen. this page is a whole mood. it is giving "I typed the same sentence until the heat death of the universe and then hit print." iykyk. let's get into it π
β¨ NAME β¨
xjackβ all work and no play makes jack a dull boy
that's the name section. that's the whole name section. she said what she said π
π SYNOPSIS π
xjack [--display host:display.screen] [--foreground color] [--background color] [--window] [--root] [--window-id number] [--delay usecs] [--fps]
that's it, no cap β every flag lives right there on one line: --display host:display.screen, --foreground color, --background color, --window, --root, --window-id number, --delay usecs, and --fps. the page does not expand on any of them, and neither will i, because i refuse to invent lore that isn't canon π«Ά
πΈ DESCRIPTION πΈ
okay. deep breath. here is the entire description, and i'm not paraphrasing the art:
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
then β and this part is indented in the original, so imagine me leaning in conspiratorially β more of the exact same:
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
and then she keeps going, because she is a committed queen:
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
and the final paragraph, back out of the indent, louder than ever:
All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
literally that's the whole description π she ate and left zero crumbs of anything else. main character energy. periodt.
π ENVIRONMENT π
DISPLAYβ All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.XENVIRONMENTβ All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.XSCREENSAVER_WINDOWβ All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. a dull boy.
ok so that trailing "a dull boy." on XSCREENSAVER_WINDOW is literally in the original, i am not fixing it, i am not merging it, it's canon now, drink water and accept it π
π¦ SEE ALSO π¦
X(1), xscreensaver(1) β go say hi to the neighbors, they're lovely π
π COPYRIGHT π
Copyright Β© 1997 by Jamie Zawinski. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a fnord dull boy. All work and no play makes jack a dull boy.
(not me spotting the fnord in there β the cheek, the nerve, the audacity, the gall and the gumption π₯)
π AUTHOR π
Jamie Zawinski <jwz@jwz.org>, 15-Nov-97.
okay that's the whole page, bestie, we survived π«Ά this has been xjack(6x) β part of X Version 11, version 6.09 (07-Jun-2024). now go outside, all that work and no play is literally a whole thing πβ¨
π¦ where this page comes from
- debian trixie: xscreensaver-data-extra 6.09+dfsg1-1 Β· Other_1
- opensuse-leap 16.0: xscreensaver-data-extra 6.09-bp160.1.11 Β· BSD-3-Clause AND GPL-2.0-or-later
- opensuse-leap 16.0: xscreensaver-data-extra 6.09-bp160.1.11 Β· BSD-3-Clause AND GPL-2.0-or-later
- opensuse-leap 16.0: xscreensaver-data-extra 6.09-bp160.1.11 Β· BSD-3-Clause AND GPL-2.0-or-later
- opensuse-leap 16.0: xscreensaver-data-extra 6.09-bp160.1.11 Β· BSD-3-Clause AND GPL-2.0-or-later
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash-1017 on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms