BLOBWARS(6)

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💖 BLOBWARS 💖

okay bestie, welcome to the BLOBWARS(6) page, aka the Blob Wars: Metal Blob Solid manual — yes it lives in section 6 (games, iykyk) and yes we're gonna read it together 🫶

✨ NAME ✨

blobwars — a platform shooting game 🎯💥

🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

blobwars [OPTION]

🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

okay so picture this: the Blobs' whole world got invaded by an alien race, and they've basically been at war their entire lives. like, generations of it. 😭 but plot twist — now they actually have a chance to win the war once and for all. main character energy fr.

So in Blob Wars: Metal Blob Solid, you play as Bob — a fearless Blob agent 🫡💅. Bob's mission? Infiltrate all the enemy bases scattered around the Blobs' homeworld and rescue as many MIAs as possible. Iconic. Noble. Slay.

But the way that there are so many things standing in his way 😩 — vicious aliens, other Blobs who have been assimilated (💀 not the assimilated Blobs), and the evil alien leader himself, Galdov. good luck bestie.

💅 OPTIONS 💅

  • -fullscreen — starts the game in full screen mode. whole screen, all vibes, no distractions ✨
  • -mono — uses mono sound output instead of stereo. one channel, humble, lowkey.
  • -noaudio — runs the game with no sounds and no music at all. silent mode. 🤫 (yes, fully silent, that's the whole point)
  • -version — shows the version number and then exits. quick peek, then bye 👋
  • --help — displays a summary of command line options to standard output, and exits. the classic "help me pls" move 🙈

🎀 MORE INFO 🎀

The Blob Wars: Metal Blob Solid gameplay manual can be found in:

/usr/share/doc/blobwars/index.html

go read it, it's giving lore 🍓

👑 AUTHOR 👑

Written by Stephen Sweeney <stephen.sweeney@parallelrealities.co.uk>.

This manual page was written by Jorda Polo <jorda@ettin.org>, for the Debian project (but may be used by others).

💖 and that's the whole page, bestie — no cap, every flag, every name, every path, all of it. go rescue those MIAs 🧚🌈

okay so this was blobwars, dated April 2006, living its life as BLOBWARS(6) — thanks for reading, mwah 💋⭐

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