TAPSET::LOADAVG(3stap)

✨ TAPSET::LOADAVG ✨

okay so bestie, this is tapset::loadavg from the 3stap manual section — it's a systemtap tapset and it's literally the whole load-average situation 💖

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🌸 NAME 🌸

tapset::loadavg — the systemtap loadavg tapset, aka the vibe check on your machine's load average 🫶

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💅 DESCRIPTION 💅

so the functions in the loadavg tapset let a probe handler capture the load average. that's it, that's the whole job, and it does it flawlessly no cap ✨

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🎀 get_loadavg_index

get the load average for a specified interval — you tell it which one you want and it hands it over, iconic behaviour fr fr 👑

see function::get_loadavg_index(3stap) for the details 💖

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🦋 sprint_loadavg

reports a pretty-printed load average — like, it doesn't just give you the numbers, it gives you the lewk ✨🌸

see function::sprint_loadavg(3stap) for the details 💜

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🌈 SEE ALSO 🌈

• function::get_loadavg_index(3stap)
• function::sprint_loadavg(3stap)
• stap(1)
• stapprobes(3stap)

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and that's the whole page, bestie!! this was the SystemTap Tapset Reference, dated September 2026 — go read the docs, slay, and remember: your load average is NOT your self worth 💅🫶💖