FUNCTION::SPRINT_LOA(3stap)

✨ FUNCTION::SPRINT_LOA(3stap) ✨

okay bestie so this one is from the Kernel Process Tapset section of the SystemTap Tapset Reference and honestly? it's a lil snack 💖

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🌸 NAME 🌸

function::sprint_loadavg — it's giving pretty-printed load average, like the whole point is that it reports you a load average that already looks cute 💅

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🎀 SYNOPSIS 🎀

sprint_loadavg:string()

that's it. that's the whole thing. no cap 🫶

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🦋 ARGUMENTS 🦋

None 💀

literally zero. nothing to pass in. she works alone. main character energy only 👑

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🌈 DESCRIPTION 🌈

okay so here's the tea 🍓 — sprint_loadavg hands you back a string, and inside that string are three decimal numbers, laid out in the usual format that everyone recognizes for the 1-minute, 5-minute, and 15-minute load averages.

so like, it's not making you do the math or format anything yourself. you call it, it returns the string, you go about your day. slay ✨

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👑 SEE ALSO 👑

• tapset::loadavg(3stap)

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and that's the whole page bestie!! go format some load averages, you absolute icon 🌟

SystemTap Tapset Reference — Ver — September 2026 🎀 mwah, catch u in the next manpage 💜