Spoon::Hooks(3)
okay bestie, welcome to Spoon::Hooks(3) β it's part of the User Contributed Perl Documentation, and it's a tiny little page but we're gonna give it the love it deserves. π
β¨ NAME β¨
Spoon::Hook β Spoon Method Hooking Facility πͺ
(yes the page is called Spoon::Hooks and the module in NAME is Spoon::Hook β that's not a typo on my part, that's just how the page ships, and I am not touching it. no cap.)
β¨ SYNOPSIS β¨
soβ¦ there is literally nothing here. π the SYNOPSIS section exists, the heading is there, and underneath it is a whole lot of absolutely nothing. it's giving "left on read". π
bestie I'm not gonna make up a synopsis for you. if the page doesn't say it, I don't say it. periodt.
β¨ DESCRIPTION β¨
same situation, different heading. the DESCRIPTION is also empty. π¦ just vibes and silence. the method hooking facility remains mysterious, as is its right. π
β¨ AUTHOR β¨
the icon who wrote this: Brian Ingerson <INGY@cpan.org> π
β¨ COPYRIGHT β¨
here's the legal bit, and I'm keeping every word of it because that's the whole point of a copyright section:
Copyright (c) 2004. Brian Ingerson. All rights reserved.
this program is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself. π
see http://www.perl.com/perl/misc/Artistic.html
and that's the whole page, bestie, we ate and there were no crumbs left because there was barely anything to begin with. π
this was perl v5.42.0, dated 2025-07-25 β catch you on the flip side, mwah πβ¨π«Ά
π¦ where this page comes from
- fedora 43: perl-Spoon 0.24-56.fc43 Β· GPL-1.0-or-later OR Artistic-1.0-Perl
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms