RPM::Grill(3pm)

💅 NAME 💅

hiii bestie, welcome to RPM::Grill — it lives in section 3pm of the manual, and the Perl folks filed it under User Contributed Perl Documentation. 🫶

And the name line? It says, and I quote: FIXME - FIXME. Yeah. That's the whole thing. The placeholder is placeholdering. 💀

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🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

okay so here's the vibe, verbatim, no edits:

use Fixme::FIXME;

....

Yes, .... is literally in there. She's mysterious. She's giving "we'll fill this in later." We respect her. ✨

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💖 DESCRIPTION 💖

And the description is…

FIXME fixme fixme fixme

That's it. That's the description. Four whole words, and two of them are the same word. iconic behaviour honestly. 🌈

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🎀 CONSTRUCTOR 🎀

Heads up, the original says this section is FIXME-only if OO — so, like, conditional on the OO thing. Noted. Filed. Vibes logged. 🧚

new( FIXME-args )

The docs for this one say: FIXME FIXME describe constructor

So the constructor exists conceptually, takes FIXME-args, and is currently described by the word FIXME twice in a row. She's a work in progress, bestie. We love her anyway. 💜

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🦋 METHODS 🦋

The methods section opens with: FIXME document methods

Which, mood. Same, honestly. 😭

method1

The entire body of this one is:

...

method2

And this one too. Same energy, different name:

...

Two methods, two ...s. Symmetry. Slay. ✨

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🌟 EXPORTED FUNCTIONS 🌟

Nothing here. Empty. The section is present, the contents are not. We keep the heading because the original keeps the heading. 🎀

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⭐ EXPORTED CONSTANTS ⭐

Also empty. Also preserved. Also giving absolutely nothing and we're keeping it anyway because the rules are the rules. 🦋

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🌈 EXPORTABLE FUNCTIONS 🌈

Yep — empty too. Three empty sections in a row and honestly that's a whole aesthetic. 💅

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🍓 FILES 🍓

No files listed. The heading's here, the list isn't. 🧚

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👑 SEE ALSO 👑

Just one entry, and it's this:

L<>

An empty link. A link to nowhere. A doorway with no room behind it. The POD parser will absolutely have feelings about this, and you'll see those feelings in a sec. 💀

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💖 AUTHOR 💖

Written by Ed Santiago <santiago@redhat.com>. Go say hi. Send them a compliment. They deserve it. 🫶

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😭 POD ERRORS 😭

Bestie. The document itself fessed up. Here's the exact tea, as reported:

Hey! The above document had some coding errors, which are explained below:

And the error, word for word:

Around line 1254:
    An empty L<>

So yeah — that empty L<> from SEE ALSO got caught. Around line 1254. The POD police clocked it and they're not wrong. This is a real reported error, not a vibe I'm inventing — the page says so. 🔥

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That's the whole page, bestie. Short, sweet, deeply unfinished, and absolutely preserved detail-for-detail. 🎀

Signing off from perl v5.42.0, dated 2025-07-25, in the User Contributed Perl Documentation corner of the manual, where RPM::Grill(3pm) lives. bye pookie, hydrate, and read your manpages 💖