Protoco...orQuery(3)

πŸ“¦ version 2.001, in alpine 3.24

πŸ’… Protocol::Database::PostgreSQL::Backend::ReadyForQuery(3)

okay so bestie, welcome to the manual page for Protocol::Database::PostgreSQL::Backend::ReadyForQuery πŸ’– β€” and yes, that title got chopped to Protoco...orQuery(3) up top because the terminal is a hater, but the full name is right there in the NAME section, we move.

this one lives in the User Contributed Perl Documentation corner of the perl universe, so you know it's ✨community-made✨. pull up a chair, it's gonna be a short one (blink and you'll miss it, no cap) πŸŽ€


🌸 NAME 🌸

Protocol::Database::PostgreSQL::Backend::ReadyForQuery β€” that's literally the whole thing. that's the name. iconic, long, and giving "I was named by someone who really loves colons" energy 🫢


πŸ¦‹ DESCRIPTION πŸ¦‹

so here's the tea, and I need you to sit down for this one: there is no description 😭

like, genuinely β€” the section exists, it's in the page, and it's just... vibes. empty. nothing. a blank little space where the explanation should be πŸ™ˆ

which means I can't tell you what this module does, because the manpage doesn't. no cap, I'm not gatekeeping β€” there's just nothing written down here. if you need to know what it actually does, you're gonna have to read the source, bestie. vibe check: inconclusive πŸ’€


⭐ AUTHOR ⭐

the main character behind all this:

Tom Molesworth <TEAM@cpan.org>

give them a shoutout if you're into it πŸ‘‘


🌈 LICENSE 🌈

Copyright Tom Molesworth 2010-2019. Licensed under the same terms as Perl itself.

so basically: same license energy as Perl itself, 2010 through 2019, all rights reserved by Tom Molesworth. read the Perl licensing terms if you want the full legal saga, iykyk πŸ’…


fr fr though β€” this page is short, but every single bit of it is real. don't go assuming this module does anything specific just because the name is long. the docs didn't say, and I'm not about to make stuff up 🌸

and that's the whole page, bestie. mwah πŸ’‹

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