GO::Basic(3pm)

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version 0.15 Β· 2 versions
, in debian trixie, ubuntu noble, ubuntu resolute, ubuntu stonking

okay so bestie πŸ’– pull up a chair, we are reading the manual page for GO::Basic, and it comes to you from the User Contributed Perl Documentation collection. It's a Perl module page β€” GO::Basic(3pm) β€” and its whole entire personality is being the basic procedural interface to go-perl. That's the pitch. Short and sweet, lowkey iconic. πŸ’…

✨ NAME ✨

  • GO::Basic β€” basic procedural interface to go-perl

periodt. that's the name, that's the job description. πŸŽ€


🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

here's the whole vibe, copy-paste ready, character for character, no edits from me:

use GO::Basic;
parse_obo(shift @ARGV);
find_term(name=>"cytosol");
print $term->acc();                 # OO usage
print acc();                        # procedural usage
get_parent;
print name();

like… the way this synopsis just tells you everything? 😭 you load the module with use GO::Basic;, then you're calling parse_obo(shift @ARGV); β€” and yep, that's shift @ARGV sitting right there in the call, doing its thing. then find_term(name=>"cytosol");, where the argument is literally name=>"cytosol". a whole little quest for cytosol, cute. πŸ¦‹

and then it flexes BOTH access styles on you, no cap:

  • print $term->acc(); β€” tagged # OO usage, so that's the object-oriented route πŸ‘‘
  • print acc(); β€” tagged # procedural usage, so same idea, but procedural, which is the whole point of a procedural interface, hello?? πŸ™ˆ

and then two more little cuties just vibin' on their own lines, no args, no ceremony:

  • get_parent;
  • print name();

✨ chef's kiss ✨


🫢 DESCRIPTION 🫢

okay bestie… 😭

the DESCRIPTION section is empty. literally empty. there is no prose, no paragraphs, no extra lore, no hidden bonus text in there β€” it goes straight from the DESCRIPTION heading to the bottom of the page. nothing. nada. a ghost. πŸ‘»

and honestly? that is so on brand for a thing called Basic. it said what it needed to say in the synopsis and then it logged off. main character energy, minimum words, no explanation owed. πŸ™ˆπŸ’œ

ngl, if you came here hunting for a written description of what all those calls actually do β€” this page just does not have one. the entire page is the NAME line, the SYNOPSIS block, and an empty DESCRIPTION. that's the tea, fr fr. πŸ“

and that's the whole page, bestie β€” you ate it πŸ’… this one ships from perl v5.36.0, dated 2023-12-18, and it's the GO::Basic(3pm) page you just read, start to finish. mwah, go forth and slay 🫢✨πŸ”₯

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