IXP_EPRINT(3)
πΈ IXP_EPRINT(3) β like, the libixp error-exit girlie πΈ
okay bestie, so this is ixp_eprint from section 3 of the manual (the library functions girlies π
) β she's short, she's dramatic, and honestly she's kind of iconic for it.
β¨ NAME β¨
ixp_eprint β that's her, that's the whole name, no notes π
π SYNOPSIS π
#include <ixp.h>
void ixp_eprint(const char *fmt, ...);
like yes, she returns void, because she's not coming back π
π¦ DESCRIPTION π¦
so here's the tea β β libixp calls this function whenever there's an error. that's it, that's the whole vibe check.
she formats her arguments exactly like printf(3) does (same energy, same format-string behavior β ngl she's lowkey just printf's chaotic little sister), and then she exits the program. periodt. π
like, no return value, no second chances, no "let me think about it" β she formats, she dips, the program is done π«Ά
β οΈ heads up bestie: this is not a "handle the error gracefully" situation. the program literally exits. so if you were hoping to keep running after she gets calledβ¦ she said no π
π a lil sign-off π
this absolute queen comes to you from the libixp Manual, dated 2012 Dec β vintage, but she still slays β¨ππ
k bye ilysm, go read your manpages π¦π
π¦ where this page comes from
- nixos 26.05: libixp 0-unstable-2022-04-04
- nixpkgs unstable: libixp 0-unstable-2022-04-04
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash-1017 on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms