explain_lseek_or_die(3)
π explain_lseek_or_die β bestie edition π
okay so this is a page from the Library Functions Manual, and it's all about explain_lseek_or_die, a lil function that repositions your file offset and tells you exactly what went wrong if it can't. no cap, it's giving "helpful friend who also holds you accountable." π«Ά
β¨ NAME β¨
explain_lseek_or_die β reposition file offset and report errors
πΈ SYNOPSIS πΈ
#include <libexplain/lseek.h>
long long explain_lseek_or_die(int fildes, long long offset, int whence);
π DESCRIPTION π
So basically, explain_lseek_or_die is the function you call when you want to hit up the lseek(2) system call, but you want receipts if it flops. π
If it fails, an explanation gets printed to stderr β and that explanation is obtained from explain_lseek(3) β and then the process terminates by calling exit(EXIT_FAILURE). yeah. it doesn't just warn you, it ends the whole thing. dramatic? yes. useful? also yes. π
This function is intended to be used in a fashion similar to the following example:
long long result = explain_lseek_or_die(fildes, offset, whence);
Here's the tea on each argument:
fildesβ thefildes, exactly as to be passed to thelseek(2)system call. no funny business, you hand it over just like that.offsetβ theoffset, exactly as to be passed to thelseek(2)system call. same energy, same rule.whenceβ thewhence, exactly as to be passed to thelseek(2)system call. yes bestie, this one too.
Returns:
- On successful, returns the resulting offset location as measured in bytes from the beginning of the file. π¦
- On failure, prints an explanation and exits. that's it. that's the vibe check, and you did not pass it. π
π SEE ALSO π
lseek(2)β reposition file offsetexplain_lseek(3)β explainlseek(2)errorsexit(2)β terminate the calling process
π COPYRIGHT π
libexplain version 1.4 Copyright (C) 2008 Peter Miller
and that's the whole page, bestie β explain_lseek_or_die(3), signed off with love from libexplain 1.4 and Peter Miller's 2008 copyright. periodt. πβ¨π
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