ZoneMinder::Server(3)
π¦ ZoneMinder::Server(3) π¦
okay so bestie, welcome to the ZoneMinder::Server(3) page β straight out of the User Contributed Perl Documentation section (iykyk, that's the manual name, we're fancy here π ). Buckle up, because this one is short short. Like, "text from a boy at 2am" short. π
β¨ NAME β¨
ZoneMinder::Server β a Perl extension for the ZoneMinder Server Object π«Ά
β¨ SYNOPSIS β¨
the whole vibe, in one line:
use ZoneMinder::Server;
that's it. that's the summoning ritual. π―οΈβ¨
β¨ DESCRIPTION β¨
okay soβ¦ there is no description. genuinely. the section exists, the heading is right there, and then it's just silence. π
which honestly? iconic. main character energy. it showed up, it said its name, and it left. no cap. πΈ
bestie heads up: this page gives you the name and the use line and literally nothing else β so don't go looking for extra lore that isn't here π
and that's the whole page, bestie π no more, no less. stay slay, keep your use statements tidy, and remember: this masterpiece of minimalism is perl v5.42.3, dated 1980-01-01 β yes, it's been serving this exact energy since before either of us existed πβ¨
π¦ where this page comes from
- nixpkgs unstable: zoneminder 1.38.6
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash-1017 on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms