NBD.SIZE(3)
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✨ NAME ✨
The whole NAME line is exactly:
NBD.SIZE - no description
Like, that’s it. That’s the whole name line. No description, no extra lore, no secret footnote — just the module name and the beautiful void. 🫶
🧚 Module 🧚
Module NBD.SIZE.
💖 Documentation 💖
Module SIZE:
Module SIZE
: sig end
Then the type is literally this, bestie — copied exactly, no edits, no cap:
type t =
| MINIMUM
| PREFERRED
| MAXIMUM
| PAYLOAD
| UNKNOWN of int
The way this type is giving “five constructors and one little int payload” 😭 every constructor is right there: MINIMUM, PREFERRED, MAXIMUM, PAYLOAD, and UNKNOWN of int. Not me obsessing over every single one 💅
big cute sign-off: this page is from OCamldoc, dated 2026-10-13, and it is the NBD.SIZE(3) manual page. periodt. 🎀💜
📦 where this page comes from
- arch rolling: libnbd 1.24.4-1 · LGPL-2.1-or-later
- centos-stream 10: ocaml-libnbd-devel 1.25.8-1.el10 · LGPL-2.0-or-later AND BSD-3-Clause
- fedora 43: ocaml-libnbd-devel 1.24.4-1.fc43 · LGPL-2.0-or-later AND BSD-3-Clause
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