UUPOLL(1)

💖 UUPOLL(1) 💖

General Commands Manual ✨ uupoll

🌸 NAME 🌸

uupoll — bestie, this polls a system manually 💅

🎀 SYNOPSIS 🎀

uupoll [-n] [-xNUM] <system>

🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

okay so listen 👑 — uupoll is a program that polls a system manually, literally the exact same energy as what uudemon.hr would do when the system is scheduled. like, same vibe, but you're the one hitting go 🫶

it's a shell script, and ngl it assumes two things about your whole setup:

• you're running Taylor UUCP ✨
• your log files are in Taylor style 🌈

that's the whole vibe check. if that's your setup, you're golden. if it's not... it's giving incompatible, fr fr 😭

✨ OPTIONS ✨

• -n — do not batch news for this system 🚫📰 like, hold the news, we're not doing that today
• -xNUM — set the debugging level to NUM 🔍 turn that dial up, the numbers are the volume knob for how much it yaps

💀 BUGS 💀

None apparent. 😌✨ not a single one spotted, we're clean, we ate and left no crumbs 💅

ngl that's a suspiciously confident thing to write in a manpage but ok bestie we believe you 🫶

🌈 SEE ALSO 🌈

• uucp(1)
• sh(1)

👑 AUTHOR 👑

This manual page is a quick write-up for Debian, done by Kevin Kreamer <kkreamer@etherhogz.org> 🎀

and that's the whole page bestie!! 💜 it lives in the General Commands Manual section under the name UUPOLL(1) — no date on this one, it's timeless, it's iconic, it's giving undated ✨💖🦋 mwah, go poll something 🫶