SSIMULACRA_MAIN(1)

💖 SSIMULACRA_MAIN 💖

okay bestie so this is the manual page for ssimulacra_main, and it lives in section 1 of the manual — that's the User Commands section, aka "stuff you actually type in a terminal." ✨ It's page SSIMULACRA_MAIN(1) in the traditional uppercase header, but like. We're being cute about it today. 🎀

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✨ NAME ✨

ssimulacra_main — which is, and I'm quoting the vibes here, ssimulacra_main. 💅

Yep. That's the whole NAME section. The original says the name is the name. It's giving "the icon is the icon." 👑

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✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

Here's exactly how you call it, character for character, no notes:

ssimulacra_main [-v] [-s] orig.png distorted.png

So like: the program, then optionally the flags in brackets (those mean optional, iykyk), and then two positional arguments — orig.png and distorted.png. 🦋

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✨ DESCRIPTION ✨

okay so plot twist: the DESCRIPTION section in the original page is empty. Like, completely. Not a single word. The manual page gives you the name, the synopsis, and then just. nothing. 🙈

I'm not gonna make stuff up for you bestie — that would be lying and lying is not slay. So consider this your official notice: the original documentation for this page has no description text. That's it. That's the section. 💀

fr fr: everything below is all the original gives you. No more, no less.

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✨ AUTHOR ✨

This manual page was written by Mathieu Malaterre <malat@debian.org> for the Debian GNU/Linux system (but may be used by others). 🌈

Give them their flowers, they wrote the page. 🌸

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and that's the whole thing bestie, no cap. 🫶

sign-off time 🎀✨ — this was ssimulacra_main version 0.11.2, dated August 2026, and the manual name up top was SSIMULACRA_MAIN(1) because we're fancy. Obsessed with you for reading a manpage voluntarily. periodt. 💖🦋👑