OCTO_PUSHER(1)
π OCTO_PUSHER(1) π
okay bestie, so this is a page from the User Contributed Perl Documentation section of the manual, and it's about a lil program called octo_pusher π. Yes it's a Perl thing. Yes it's giving 2016. Yes we're gonna read the whole thing together. sit down, hydrate, let's go β¨
πΈ NAME πΈ
octo_pusher β it's the Octopussy Pusher program ππ
that's literally the whole name, no notes
β¨ SYNOPSIS β¨
bestie it takes zero arguments. none. nada. she simply runs:
octo_pusher
that's it, that's the whole vibe check π
π¦ DESCRIPTION π¦
so octo_pusher is the program the Octopussy Project uses to parse 'no-syslog' Logs for 'no-syslog' Devices. no cap, that's exactly what it does π
like, some devices just refuse to speak syslog?? and this is the program that handles their logs anyway. icon behavior honestly π
π FUNCTIONS π
here come the functions, bestie, and there are four of them. not me being obsessed with a function list π«Ά
π Init()
Inits Pusher β¨ (yes that's the whole description, she's a woman of few words and I respect it)
π Handle_Dir($device, $day, $month, $year)
Handles the directory $device/$year/$month/$day π β so it takes the device, the day, the month and the year, and it does its lil thing with that directory. the path is literally $device/$year/$month/$day, in that order, don't @ me πΈ
π Convert_To_Syslog($line, $device)
Converts line $line to a syslog line π β she's translating, she's bilingual, she's the moment π
π Write_To_Incoming($dev, $year, $month, $mday, $hour, $min, @lines)
Writes to the Incoming Directory π₯ β takes $dev, $year, $month, $mday, $hour, $min, and then a whole slurp of @lines. yes the first arg is $dev here and $device in the others, and no I'm not gonna pretend that's not a thing, I'm just reporting the facts π
π AUTHOR π
Sebastien Thebert <octo.devel@gmail.com> β thank you for your service, king π«‘π
π§ SEE ALSO π§
the whole squad, fr fr β go read these too:
octo_extractorocto_parserocto_uparserocto_reporterocto_rrdocto_scheduler
also real talk: the synopsis has no options, no flags, no environment variables, no exit statuses, no files and no bug notes. I'm not hiding anything from you bestie, there is literally nothing else in this page. that's the whole entire thing. periodt π
and that's the page!! π this was written for perl v5.22.2 and dated 2016-05-04, so yeah, she's an elder but she's still serving β mwah, bye bestie, go parse some no-syslog logs ππ
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π¦ where this page comes from
- ubuntu jammy: octopussy 1.0.6-0ubuntu2 Β· GPL-2.0-or-later
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms