OCTO_PUSHER(1)

πŸ“¦ version 1.0.6, in ubuntu jammy

πŸ’– OCTO_PUSHER(1) πŸ’–

okay bestie, so this is a page from the User Contributed Perl Documentation section of the manual, and it's about a lil program called octo_pusher πŸ™. Yes it's a Perl thing. Yes it's giving 2016. Yes we're gonna read the whole thing together. sit down, hydrate, let's go ✨


🌸 NAME 🌸

octo_pusher β€” it's the Octopussy Pusher program πŸ™πŸ’… that's literally the whole name, no notes


✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

bestie it takes zero arguments. none. nada. she simply runs:

octo_pusher

that's it, that's the whole vibe check πŸŽ€


πŸ¦‹ DESCRIPTION πŸ¦‹

so octo_pusher is the program the Octopussy Project uses to parse 'no-syslog' Logs for 'no-syslog' Devices. no cap, that's exactly what it does πŸ’–

like, some devices just refuse to speak syslog?? and this is the program that handles their logs anyway. icon behavior honestly πŸ‘‘


🌈 FUNCTIONS 🌈

here come the functions, bestie, and there are four of them. not me being obsessed with a function list 🫢

πŸŽ€ Init()

Inits Pusher ✨ (yes that's the whole description, she's a woman of few words and I respect it)

πŸŽ€ Handle_Dir($device, $day, $month, $year)

Handles the directory $device/$year/$month/$day πŸ“ β€” so it takes the device, the day, the month and the year, and it does its lil thing with that directory. the path is literally $device/$year/$month/$day, in that order, don't @ me 🌸

πŸŽ€ Convert_To_Syslog($line, $device)

Converts line $line to a syslog line πŸ”„ β€” she's translating, she's bilingual, she's the moment πŸ’…

πŸŽ€ Write_To_Incoming($dev, $year, $month, $mday, $hour, $min, @lines)

Writes to the Incoming Directory πŸ“₯ β€” takes $dev, $year, $month, $mday, $hour, $min, and then a whole slurp of @lines. yes the first arg is $dev here and $device in the others, and no I'm not gonna pretend that's not a thing, I'm just reporting the facts πŸ’€


πŸ‘‘ AUTHOR πŸ‘‘

Sebastien Thebert <octo.devel@gmail.com> β€” thank you for your service, king πŸ«‘πŸ’œ


🧚 SEE ALSO 🧚

the whole squad, fr fr β€” go read these too:

  • octo_extractor
  • octo_parser
  • octo_uparser
  • octo_reporter
  • octo_rrd
  • octo_scheduler

also real talk: the synopsis has no options, no flags, no environment variables, no exit statuses, no files and no bug notes. I'm not hiding anything from you bestie, there is literally nothing else in this page. that's the whole entire thing. periodt πŸ’–

and that's the page!! 🌈 this was written for perl v5.22.2 and dated 2016-05-04, so yeah, she's an elder but she's still serving ⭐ mwah, bye bestie, go parse some no-syslog logs πŸ™πŸ’…πŸŽ€

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