matesimulator(1)

💖 matesimulator(1) 💖

the general commands manual page for matesimulator — yes bestie, it's a real manual page, it lives in section 1, and it is unhinged in the best way.

✨ NAME ✨

matesimulator — it's giving http://osmocom-analog.eversberg.eu/docs/ 🦋

🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

matesimulator [options] <fill in percent>

💅 DESCRIPTION 💅

okay so. 36c3 Mate Bottle Simulator — it's a fun project. Don't take it seriously! 😭 That's a direct quote, bestie, I'm not even being dramatic.

This program simulates the bottle blowing of a Club Mate bottle. The way that it literally produces a tone that depends on the given fill of a bottle?? obsessed. 🌈

Dial 6283 on Eventphone's network and play the tone into the phone. no cap, that's the whole vibe. 📞✨

👑 OPTIONS 👑

• -h, --help — shows you this help. the classic. the icon. 💖
• -a, --audio-device hw:<card>,<device> — sound card and device number, periodt. the default is hw:0,0. 🎀
• -s, --samplerate <rate> — sample rate of sound device, and the default is 48000. 🦋
• -w, --write-tx-wave <file> — write the tx wave out to file. 🍓

lowkey note: that last one is where the original page just... ends. no description text after it, bestie, the manpage said "and that's all you get" 💀 so I'm passing that exact energy along, fr fr.

🫶 SEE ALSO 🫶

nope, nothing listed. the page said nothing. absolute silence. main character energy. 👑

and that's the whole page, bestie!! 🌸 this has been matesimulator(1) from the General Commands Manual, and the footer line is just the same matesimulator(1) staring back at you — no extra version string, no date, nothing. just vibes, a tone, and a dream. mwah 💅💖