KWAKD(1)

πŸ“¦ version 0.5, in nixos 26.05, nixpkgs unstable

πŸ’… KWAKD(1) β€” kwakd πŸ’…

okay so bestie, welcome to the kwakd page β€” manual name KWAKD(1), from User Manuals. This is the whole vibe: tiny server, blank pages, zero drama. 🫢

🌸 NAME 🌸

kwakd β€” a web server that only serves blank pages. periodt. ✨

πŸ¦‹ SYNOPSIS πŸ¦‹

kwakd [options]

πŸŽ€ DESCRIPTION πŸŽ€

kwakd is a web server with a very small footprint β€” like, itty-bitty β€” and it only serves blank HTML pages. The content is literally this:

"<html> </html>"

and that's what you get regardless of what the request is β€” it may even be invalid, bestie, and kwakd is still gonna hand you that same blank page. no cap. πŸ’€

✨ OPTIONS ✨

  • -b, --background β€” background mode: kwakd will detach from the console and serve requests as a background process. bye-bye terminal, hello background bestie. πŸ‘‹
  • -H, --headers β€” print all client request headers. show me the receipts. 🧾
  • -l, --log β€” log all requests to standard output in CLF format. πŸ“
  • -p, --port β€” port number to listen for requests. The default is 8000. πŸ”Œ
  • -v, --verbose β€” verbose output. chatty era. πŸ—£οΈ
  • -q, --quiet β€” suppress any output. shhh. 🀫
  • -V, --version β€” print version information and exit. πŸ‘‘
  • -h, --help β€” display usage information and exit. 🫢

🌈 SEE ALSO 🌈


mwah πŸ’‹ β€” footer vibes: source/version Linux, date DECEMBER 2007, manual KWAKD(1). stay blank, bestie. πŸŽ€

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