INSTALLATION-BIRTHDAY(1)
π INSTALLATION-BIRTHDAY(1) π
okay bestie, so this is a User Commands page β it lives in section 1 of the manual, which is giving "normal person tools you can just run" energy. and babes, it is SO cute.
β¨ NAME β¨
installation-birthday β receive congratulations on system installation anniversaries ππ
like. your computer has a birthday. and this tool remembers it. and it says happy birthday to you. no cap, that's the whole vibe. π₯³
πΈ DESCRIPTION πΈ
here's the usage line, verbatim, don't touch it:
usage: installation-birthday [-h] [--verbosity {0,1,2}] [-p] [--force]
Receive congratulations on system installation anniversaries. π
that's it. that's the gig. your system has been alive for another year and this little icon is here to throw it a party. π
π options: π
every single one, bestie, we are NOT skipping any:
-h,--helpβ show this help message and exit. classic. the "wait what does this do again" button. π--verbosity {0,1,2}β set log level. it literally only takes0,1, or2β that's the whole menu, no in-between, no3, do not try it. π’-p,--puppetβ output result in Puppet 'fact' format. yes, as in the config management tool. it's giving infrastructure, it's giving enterprise, it's giving facts. π--forceβ celebrate regardless of today's date. NOT today's anniversary? doesn't matter. we're partying anyway. π no calendar is gonna gatekeep this celebration.
heads up queen: --force does exactly what it says and nothing more β it celebrates regardless of today's date. it does not change what date it is, it does not change the system, it just β¨partiesβ¨. π«Ά
that's genuinely the whole page, no hidden lore, no 40 options hiding in the basement, we ate and left no crumbs. π
sign-off time π§ this lil cutie is installation-birthday version 20build1, dated January 2026 β and yeah, it's the INSTALLATION-BIRTHDAY(1) page, same as it ever was. mwah. ππβ¨
π¦ where this page comes from
- ubuntu resolute: installation-birthday 20build1 Β· GPL-3.0-or-later
- ubuntu stonking: installation-birthday 20build1 Β· GPL-3.0-or-later
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms