IBAM(1)
π IBAM π
okay bestie, gather round, because today we're talking about IBAM β the Intelligent Battery Monitor πβ¨ yes, that IBAM, the one in the manual, section 1. she's been out here since forever and she still eats.
β¨ SYNOPSIS β¨
ibam [options]
that's it. that's the whole vibe. no subcommands, no drama, just you and a pile of flags π
πΈ DESCRIPTION πΈ
so like. this is IBAM-0.3, the Intelligent Battery Monitor. iconic behaviour.
(C) 2001-2004 Sebastian Ritterbusch
no cap, that's the whole description. she's lowkey mysterious about it. π
π¦ OPTIONS π¦
here's where it gets good. every single flag, bestie, nothing skipped, because I love you π«Ά
-h,--helpβ displays help message. your emotional support flag π-v,--versionβ displays software version. so you can flex which one you're running β¨-b,--biosβ show bios apm guesses π-s,--secondsβ displays times in seconds. numbers but in seconds, periodt β±οΈ-c,--correctsecondsβ displays changes in seconds π-r,--readonlyβ no files will be updated. look but don't touch energy, respect it π-a,--allβ show ALL information. capital-A ALL, she's not playing π--batteryβ show battery time π--batteryadaptiveβ show adaptive battery time π§--batterybiosβ show bios battery time guess π--percentbatteryβ show battery percentage π―--percentbiosβ show bios percentage π--chargeβ show charge time β‘--chargeadaptiveβ show adaptive charge time π--chargeadaptive... no bestie I'm kidding, next one:--percentchargeβ show charge percentage π--totalbatteryβ show total battery time π--totalbatteryadaptiveβ show adaptive total battery π--totalchargeβ show total charge time π₯--totalchargeadaptiveβ show adaptive total charge β--plot[=profiles]β usegnuplotto plot battery and charge graphs and plot the last<profiles>additional profiles π (yes, it's optional-argument coded like that,<profiles>is the placeholder, don't @ me)--plotderivationsβ same as above plus standard deviations π--plotdeviationsβ same as above plus standard deviations π (yes bestie, these two are literally word-for-word the same description in the original. I'm not inventing anything. she's just like that. π)--importβ import V0.1 data from current directory π¦--profileβ enable additional yet unused profiling π§ͺ--noprofileβ disable additional profiling π«--creditsβ to everyone contributing toibamπ«Άπ
real talk: I kept every flag exactly as written, including the one where two options share the identical description. that's not me being lazy, that's just the truth of the page. iykyk π
π· AUTHOR π·
This manual page was written by Martin Wuertele <martin@wuertele.net> for the Debian GNU/Linux system (but may be used by others). queen behaviour, honestly π
okay that's the whole page bestie, and if you're wondering about that little 2 and IBAM(1) at the bottom of the original β that's just the page number and the footer stamp, which means this is literally page two of the IBAM saga. and the version stamp up top says IBAM-0.3 with (C) 2001-2004 Sebastian Ritterbusch holding it down. slay. go check your battery. π
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π¦ where this page comes from
- ubuntu jammy: ibam 1:0.5.2-2.1ubuntu3
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms