fortune-kind(1)
π NAME
okay so bestie, welcome to the fortune-kind(1) manual page β from the General Commands Manual, no less. the name is literally Fortune, but kind-a better. that's it, that's the brand. periodt. π
β¨ SYNOPSIS
fortune-kind [-a|--all] [-u|--unkind] [-m|--find] [-n|--length]
[-s|--short]... [-h|--help] [-V|--version]
πΈ DESCRIPTION
Fortune, but kind-a better β yes, the description is the same iconic line. it's giving "minimalist but knows it's cute," and we're obsessed. π¦
π OPTIONS
-a,--allβ shows all fortunes, including unkind. the whole buffet, no filtering, chaotic in the best way π-u,--unkindβ shows only unkind fortunes. that's the entire vibe check, bestie π-m,--find=patternβ finds fortunes matching the regex query. yes,patternis the regex, iykyk π₯-n,--lengthβ finds a fortune that is shorter than the provided number. short king behavior, no cap π-s,--shortβ shows a short aporism. yep, "aporism" with the exact spelling from the original; we do not edit the lore β¨-h,--helpβ print help. iconic, helpful, slay π«Ά-V,--versionβ print version. also iconic. π
β VERSION
v0.1.13 β that's the version, bestie. no cap. π
π AUTHORS
Christina SΓΈrensen <christina@cafkafk.com> β the author, exactly as written. bow down to the legend. π
cute sign-off time: this was the fortune-kind(1) manual page, footer source/version vibe fortune-kind 0.1.13, and there's no date printed in the footer so we're not inventing one, periodt. made with π and regex energy. π§
π¦ where this page comes from
- nixos 26.05: fortune-kind 0.1.13
- nixpkgs unstable: fortune-kind 0.1.13
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash-1017 on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms