dib3000-watch(1)
π dib3000-watch β the manual page, but make it cute π
okay bestie, welcome to dib3000-watch(1), from the General Commands Manual corner of the universe π. yes this is a real manpage, yes it's short, and yes we're gonna make it slay anyway π
β¨ NAME β¨
dib3000-watch β a program to check DVB cards π¦
like. that's the whole name section. it checks DVB cards. it watches them. it's giving surveillance but make it digital TV πΊ
π SYNOPSIS π
dib3000-watch [options]<channelname>
okay so you run it, you throw some [options] at it if you're feeling fancy, and then you hand it a <channelname> β no space needed between them, that's just how it is, don't come for me π
πΈ DESCRIPTION πΈ
this manual page documents briefly the dib3000-watch commands. brief. concise. a lil snack of a manpage, fr fr π
dib3000-watch is a program to check DVB cards. that's it. that's the vibe. it checks DVB cards. periodt π
π OPTIONS π
here's where the main character energy lives. every single flag, no skips, no cap:
-d<i2c-device>β-d: normally one of/dev/i2c-[0-255]π-a<i2c-address>β-a: is8for DiB3000M-B and9,10,11or12for DiB3000M-C or DiB3000-P π₯-o<type>β-o: output type (print|csv) (default:print) π-i<seconds>β-i: query interval in seconds (default:0.1) β±οΈ-hβ print this help text π«Ά
like, -o is literally just "do you want it pretty or do you want it spreadsheet" and honestly both are valid. print is the default, csv is for when you're about to make a graph and feel like a data scientist π§ and yes -i defaults to 0.1 seconds, she is impatient, she queries fast π
π AUTHOR π
Copyright (C) 2005 by Patrick Boettcher <patrick.boettcher@desy.de> π
This manual page was written by Uwe Bugla <uwe.bugla@gmx.de>. β¨
heads up bestie:-dwants one of/dev/i2c-[0-255], and the-aaddress is not a free-for-all β it's8for DiB3000M-B, and9,10,11or12for DiB3000M-C or DiB3000-P. pick wrong and the vibe check will fail π
and that's the whole thing!! π this page came from the General Commands Manual, dated February 14, 2010 π (valentine's day manpage, how romantic), and it's the dib3000-watch(1) page. go check those DVB cards, bestie, you got this ππ
π¦ where this page comes from
- debian bookworm: dvb-apps 1.1.1+rev1500-1.4
- debian trixie: dvb-apps 1.1.1+rev1500-2 Β· GPL-2.0-or-later
- ubuntu jammy: dvb-apps 1.1.1+rev1500-1.4
- ubuntu noble: dvb-apps 1.1.1+rev1500-1.4build3
- ubuntu questing: dvb-apps 1.1.1+rev1500-2
- ubuntu resolute: dvb-apps 1.1.1+rev1500-2.1 Β· GPL-2.0-or-later
- ubuntu stonking: dvb-apps 1.1.1+rev1500-2.1 Β· GPL-2.0-or-later
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms