DEXLIST(1)

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version 14.0.0+r15 Β· 5 versions
, in ubuntu resolute, ubuntu stonking

✨ DEXLIST(1) ✨

okay so hiiii bestie πŸ’– you just pulled up the manual page for dexlist, and yeah it's filed under User Commands, which is giving very "this is a real tool that real people run" energy. sit with me for a sec, it's a short one but it's literally iconic in its own chaotic way 🫢


πŸŽ€ NAME πŸŽ€

dexlist β€” Dex Tool

like. that's it. that's the name. Dex Tool. no notes πŸ’…


🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

okay so this is the part where I have to be so for real with you: this page does not describe a tool. this page is a whole mood. what you're looking at is, verbatim, an error instead of a description, and it goes a little something like this:

debian/out/dexlist: error while loading shared libraries:
libsigchain.so.0: cannot open shared object file: No such file or
directory

and bestie, that is exactly what it says 😭 not me reading a manpage and getting a runtime loader crash instead. the way that <italic>debian/out/dexlist</italic> tried to start up and just. could not. find <italic>libsigchain.so.0</italic>. the shared object file said "no ❀️" and left. No such file or directory β€” the most devastating four words in the whole Unix girlie vocabulary fr fr πŸ’€

so like, lowkey the lore here is: this manual page's DESCRIPTION section is the output of the tool failing to load its libraries. it's giving "the manpage got replaced by its own error message" main character energy. no cap. that's not me being dramatic, that is the entire content of the section. periodt βœ¨πŸ¦‹

heads up bestie: that error is the literal text of this page's DESCRIPTION. I'm not adding anything, I'm not explaining why <italic>libsigchain.so.0</italic> is missing, and I'm not gonna pretend to know β€” the page doesn't say, so I don't say. we report the facts, we keep the vibe 🌈

aaand that's the whole page, queen πŸ‘‘ short and honestly a little mysterious. this beauty is dexlist version 14.0.0+r15-6, dated February 2026, and it lives in the User Commands section πŸŽ€ take care of her, she's doing her best πŸ’œπŸŒΈ

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