DEBROSTER(1)

💖 DEBROSTER(1) 💖

okay bestie, welcome to the General Commands Manual entry for debroster — yes it's a real thing, yes it's iconic, and yes we're gonna read it together like it's a group chat at 2am 🫶

✨ NAME ✨

debroster — programs to gloat at expos.

that's it. that's the whole job description. gloating professionally 😭

✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

debroster [No options]

no flags, no drama, no "did you mean --help". she simply is. 💅

✨ DESCRIPTION ✨

so this page is a lil quick rundown of the debroster command, mmkay? it was written specifically for the Debian GNU/Linux distribution, because the original program didn't come with a manual page at all. or like… it didn't until the author wrote this one 😉 (not them being the main character fr fr).

here's the vibe: debroster fires up an Eterm, slaps the logo on there as the background, and then scrolls a list of Debian developers across it. that's the whole bit. it's meant to be used at expos and stuff, lowkey just to brag about how big the Debian project is. it's giving "look at our roster, we're HUGE" energy and honestly? deserved. 👑

✨ OPTIONS ✨

• None are implemented — it doesn't need any.

literally zero. she's low maintenance, she's self-sufficient, she ate and left no crumbs 🍓

✨ SEE ALSO ✨

the scripts themselves — they are pretty simple. iykyk 🔥

✨ AUTHOR ✨

this manual page was written by Matthew Vernon <matthew@debian.org>, for the Debian GNU/Linux system (but it may be used by others). shoutout to them for giving us lore 💜

aaaand that's the whole page, bestie!! 🎀 this was DEBROSTER(1) from the General Commands Manual — go gloat responsibly at your next expo, mwah 💖✨🦋🌸