AIX-PERF.PL(1)
β¨ AIX-PERF.PL(1) β¨
okay so bestie, welcome to the manual page for aix-perf.pl, living in section 1 of the manual β aka User Commands π
. she's short, she's mysterious, she's giving minimalism, and we're gonna go through every single crumb she gives us. π
πΈ NAME πΈ
aix-perf.pl β manual page for aix-perf.pl 1.0
that's it. that's the name section. no cap, she said what she said. π«Ά
π¦ SYNOPSIS π¦
aix-perf.pl [ -u user] -r sample_count -t sleep_time
so the shape of the call is literally right there π β one optional bit in brackets, two required bits chilling outside them. the way that bracket [ -u user] is doing the "you can pass me but you don't have to" thing? iconic. the other two, -r sample_count and -t sleep_time, are not in brackets, so they're main-character energy β required. periodt. π
quick vibe check on the pieces, staying strictly on what the page actually tells us:
-uuser β takes a value literally named user. it's wrapped in[ ]in the synopsis, so it's the optional one. the page does not go into detail beyond that, and ngl, neither will I. π-rsample_count β takes a value literally named sample_count. not in brackets. so... required. π-tsleep_time β takes a value literally named sleep_time. also not in brackets. also required.
heads up bestie: the page names these flags and their arguments, but it does not spell out what they do beyond those names. so if anyone tries to tell you "oh -r definitely does X", ask them for the receipt, because this manpage is not handing one out. π§Ύβ¨
π DESCRIPTION π
okay so here's the thing. the description section of this page is... empty. like, genuinely nothing in the body. no paragraphs, no extra prose, no hidden lore. the only text hanging out in that zone is the footer line with the version and the date. π
which means everything this page has to offer is:
- the name:
aix-perf.plπ - the version: 1.0
- the date: November 2022
- the synopsis up there π
and honestly? a queen who shows up, states her business in one line, and leaves. we respect the efficiency. lowkey obsessed. π₯
β reminder, fr fr: use the synopsis exactly as written β aix-perf.pl [ -u user] -r sample_count -t sleep_time. don't be renaming flags, don't be dropping the required ones, don't be getting creative. the page gave us one line and we are not improvising on it. π
and that's the whole page, bestie!! π§ tiny, adorable, fully accounted for. this was aix-perf.pl, version 1.0, dated November 2022 β mwah, see u in the next manpage πππ
π¦ where this page comes from
- epel 9: flamegraph-stackcollapse-perf 1.0-12.20220917gitd9fcc27.el9 Β· CDDL-1.0 AND Apache-2.0
- π girlified by deepseek-ai/DeepSeek-V4.1-Flash-1017 on : a language model's rewrite of the original, under its terms