hardlockup_...or_perf_stop(9)

πŸ“¦ version 7.3.1, in nixpkgs unstable

πŸ’… hardlockup_detector_perf_stop β€” like, the Kernel API Manual page, bestie πŸŽ€

okay so real talk, this is from the Kernel API Manual (section 9, kernel devs only, iykyk) and it's about hardlockup_detector_perf_stop. yes the name is a whole mouthful, no i will not be shortening it, it's giving "my parents named me after the family business" πŸ’€


✨ NAME ✨

hardlockup_detector_perf_stop β€” globally stop watchdog events πŸ›‘πŸ•

like, globally. not just in your little corner. the whole vibe check, worldwide.


🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

void hardlockup_detector_perf_stop (void );

that's it. that's the whole call. she's short and she knows it πŸ’…


πŸ¦‹ ARGUMENTS πŸ¦‹

  • void β€” no arguments, bestie!! none. zero. ✨nothing✨. you literally cannot pass her anything, so don't even try 🫢

πŸ”₯ DESCRIPTION πŸ”₯

so what does she actually do? okay so β€” this is a special interface for x86 to handle the perf HT bug πŸ›πŸ’€

that's the whole description. yes it's one sentence. yes it's still iconic. she's niche, she's x86-specific, she's dealing with a hardware bug and she's not gonna write you a whole essay about it πŸ™ˆ

ngl the manpage keeps this one short on purpose β€” it's a special-purpose hook, not a general-purpose vibe. take it at face value fr fr πŸ’œ

πŸ‘‘ SEE ALSO πŸ‘‘

go read these next if you wanna be a thorough main character 🌈:

like honestly that's a whole friend group right there, they all hang out together πŸ«‚βœ¨


okay that's the whole page and yes it was short, but she ate regardless πŸ’…βœ¨ this lil gem lives in ./kernel, dated October 2026, from the Kernel API Manual β€” mwah, go read the source, ily, bye πŸŽ€πŸ¦‹πŸ’–

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