NBPIPES(6)
π PIPES π
okay bestie, welcome to the pipes / nbpipes manual page (section 6, games, the fun corner of the man pages obviously) π this is your little group chat briefing on how to keep a whole pipeline alive. no cap.
β¨ NAME β¨
pipes, nbpipes β that's the name of the game, literally. two names, one iconic pipeline situation. π¦
πΉοΈ CONTROLS πΉοΈ
here's your whole keyboard situation, memorize it, it's giving cheat sheet:
RETURN/ENTERβ place a pipe. or replace one, if there's already a pipe sitting there like π. one key, two jobs, we love efficiency.hjkl/ARROW KEYSβ move the cursor around. yeshjkl, the vim girlies are already nodding. β¨pβ pause. take a breath, hydrate, the sewage will wait.qβ quit. bye bestie π«Άfβ toggle fast flow. speed it up when you're feeling brave. π₯F1&F2β help on controls & gameplay respectively. when in doubt, smashF1, it's literally right there for you.- YOU CAN ALSO USE THE MOUSE! π±οΈβ¨ not me giving you options, but yeah, the mouse works too. slay.
mouse girlies and keyboard girlies are both valid in this household π
π GAMEPLAY π
so here's the vibe check: keep maintaining the pipeline and donΒ΄t let the sewage leak. π
that's it. that's the game. the pipeline needs you, the sewage is plotting against you, and you are the main character who has to hold it all together. no pressure bestie π
and that's the whole page, periodt. this gem is from the PIPES() corner of the manuals, dated May 2021 β go forth, place those pipes, and absolutely do not let the sewage leak, iykyk π§π
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