FUNCTION::QSQ_WAIT_Q(3stap)

💖 function::qsq_wait_queue_length 💖

okay so bestie, we're deep in the SystemTap Tapset Reference (that's the 3stap manual, the queue statistics corner of it) and today's main character is a lil function that tells you how long a wait queue is getting. no cap, it's giving "how bad is the line at the boba shop" energy. 🧋

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✨ NAME ✨

function::qsq_wait_queue_length — length of wait queue 👑

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🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

qsq_wait_queue_length:long(qname:string,scale:long)

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🎀 ARGUMENTS 🎀

• qname — the name of the queue, periodt. that's the queue we're vibing about. 💅
• scale — a scale variable, and the whole point of it is to take account for the interval fraction. yes, that is literally what it's for. don't skip it. 🦋

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💜 DESCRIPTION 💜

this function returns the average length of the wait queue. that's it. that's the whole gig. she's simple, she's iconic, she serves exactly one number and she serves it flawlessly. 🔥

ngl, it's an average, not a max and not a current count — so don't come for her later when the number looks mid. 😭

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🌈 SEE ALSO 🌈

• tapset::queue_stats(3stap) — go read the rest of the queue stats tapset, bestie, there's a whole family of these and they all ate 🫶

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okay so that's the whole page, and literally every detail survived the vibe check — the args, the types, the return, the SEE ALSO, all of it, fr fr. 💀✨

mwah, this was the SystemTap Tapset Reference, Ver, dated September 2026 — she's a September girlie and she said what she said. 🎀 bye bestie, go measure some queues 💖🌸🦋💅