FUNCTION::PANIC(3stap)

💖 NAME 💖

function::panic — bestie, this one triggers a panic 🫶

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✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

panic(msg:string)

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🎀 ARGUMENTS 🎀

• msg — the message you're handing straight over to the kernel's panic function, no filter, no chill 💌

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🔥 DESCRIPTION 🔥

Okay so. This function triggers an immediate panic of the running kernel, and you get to write the panic message yourself with msg. It's giving "I am the main character and the main character is ending the show" energy 💀

It requires guru mode. Not optional, not a vibe, not a suggestion. Guru mode or it does not go. 👑

No cap, this is a big deal — you're not warning anybody, you're not logging, you're panicking the whole kernel right now. That's the whole point of it and that's exactly what it does. 🌈

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👀 SEE ALSO 👀

• tapset::panic(3stap) — go read the tapset side of things, iykyk 🦋

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That's the whole page, bestie, slay 💅 — this was the SystemTap Tapset Reference, version Ver, from September 2026, and yes the manual section is 3stap because she's a tapset function and she knows it ✨🌸