FUNCTION::LOCAL_CLOC(3stap)

💖 NAME 💖

function::local_clock_s — bestie, this is literally just the number of seconds on your local cpu's clock 🕐✨

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🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

local_clock_s:long()

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🎀 ARGUMENTS 🎀

None. Nada. Zero. It takes no arguments, she's low maintenance like that 💅

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✨ DESCRIPTION ✨

okay so here's the tea ☕ — this function hands you back the number of seconds on the local cpu's clock. that's it, that's the whole vibe.

monotonic is the word of the day: when you're comparing on the same cpu, this thing is always monotonic, no cap. she never goes backwards on you. 🫶

but bestie... between cpus? 🙈 there may be some drift — within about a jiffy. so like, tiny tiny differences if you're hopping between cpus. just something to know, iykyk 💀

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🦋 SEE ALSO 🦋

• tapset::timestamp_monotonic(3stap) — go read that one too, she's iconic 👑

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and that's the whole page, bestie!! 🎀 this was brought to you by the SystemTap Tapset Reference, version dating all the way to September 2026 ✨ mwah, love u, go timestamp something 💖🌈