FUNCTION::GETTIMEOFD(3stap)

💖 FUNCTION::GETTIMEOFD 💖

okay bestie, welcome to the Timestamp Functions corner of the 3stap manuals 🕰️✨ this one's a short one but she's iconic, no cap.

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🌸 NAME 🌸

function::gettimeofday_s — the number of seconds since the UNIX epoch 💅

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✨ SYNOPSIS ✨

gettimeofday_s:long()

look at her. zero arguments, returns a long. main character energy fr fr.

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🎀 ARGUMENTS 🎀

None 🫶

like, literally none. she takes nothing from you and gives you the time. the way that she's self-sufficient?? obsessed. 😌

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🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

So basically 🍓 — this function returns the number of seconds since the UNIX epoch. That's it. That's the whole vibe. She said "here's your seconds count, bestie, go wild" and clocked out. 👑

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⭐ SEE ALSO ⭐

• tapset::timestamp_gtod(3stap) — go read this one too, iykyk 💜

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and that's the whole page, babe!! ✨ this was written under the SystemTap Tapset Reference, version September 2026 — go forth and timestamp responsibly 🌈💖 mwah, love u, bye!! 🎀🦋