FUNCTION::CPUID(3stap)

💖 FUNCTION::CPUID 💖

the 3stap manual · Context Functions · she's a little vintage, bestie

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✨ NAME ✨

function::cpuid — hands you the current cpu number 🧚

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🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

cpuid:long()

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🎀 ARGUMENTS 🎀

None.</purl> Nope. Zero. Nothing. She takes no arguments, she needs no arguments, she is that self-sufficient queen. 👑

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🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

okay so basically this function returns the current cpu number. that's the whole thing. one job, done flawlessly, no notes. 💅

⚠️ BUT. hear me out. This function was deprecated in SystemTap 1.4 and removed in SystemTap 1.5. so if you're on anything even slightly modern, she's gone. not ghosted — removed. 😭 rip to a real one.

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🌈 SEE ALSO 🌈

• tapset::context(3stap)

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and that's the whole page, you're literally done, go forth and slay ✨

this was the SystemTap Tapset Reference, version Ver, dated September 2026 — mwah, love that for us 🫶