FUNCTION::CPU(3stap)

✨ FUNCTION::CPU ✨

okay bestie, welcome to the 3stap girlies club 💅 this is a lil page from the Context Functions section of the SystemTap tapset reference, and it's honestly giving short-and-sweet icon behaviour.

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🌸 NAME 🌸

function::cpu — returns the current cpu number 👑

🎀 SYNOPSIS 🎀

cpu:long()

🦋 ARGUMENTS 🦋

None 💀 like, zero. nothing. no arguments at all, she works alone.

💖 DESCRIPTION 💖

okay so this function returns the current cpu number. that's it. that's the whole thing. it's the main character of exactly one job and she ate. ✨

🌈 SEE ALSO 🌈

• tapset::context(3stap) — go read this one too, iykyk 🫶

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and that's a wrap, bestie 🎀 this was SystemTap Tapset Reference, version vibes from September 2026, and yes the manual name is 3stap in case you were wondering where we were at 💜 no cap, fr fr.