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💖 ZoneMinder::Database — the manual page bestie 💖

okay so this is the page for ZoneMinder::Database, a Perl extension, sitting in section 3pm (that's the User Contributed Perl Documentation corner of the manual, for the uninitiated 🫶). It got built from h2xs and honestly? it's giving unfinished homework. Let's get into it 💅

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✨ NAME ✨

ZoneMinder::Database — a Perl extension for blah blah blah 🌸

(yes, genuinely. that's what it says. the blah blah blah is canon, we do not edit the canon ✋)

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🦋 SYNOPSIS 🦋

use ZoneMinder::Database;
blah blah blah

that's the whole thing. use ZoneMinder::Database; and then… blah blah blah. iconic behaviour, truly. no cap 😭

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🎀 DESCRIPTION 🎀

so this is the stub documentation for ZoneMinder, created by h2xs. and the page itself lowkey calls out the author for being negligent enough to leave the stub unedited 😭 like the manpage is snitching on itself, we love a self-aware queen 💀

Blah blah blah.

that's it. that's the description. periodt.

🌈 EXPORT 🌈

None by default.

like literally none. nothing exported. your namespace stays clean, your vibes stay immaculate ✨

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💜 SEE ALSO 💜

okay so this section is also just placeholder text, and I'm not gonna lie to you about it — here's what it's telling you to do, verbatim in spirit:

• Mention other useful documentation — like docs for related modules, or operating system documentation (think man pages in UNIX, yes the very thing you're reading rn, we're in a loop bestie 🌀)
• Or any relevant external documentation, like RFCs or standards
• If you have a mailing list set up for your module, mention it here
• If you have a web site set up for your module, mention it here

so basically it's an empty shelf with little labels on it saying "put stuff here". someone please fill this in 🙈

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👑 AUTHOR 👑

Philip Coombes, <philip.coombes@zoneminder.com> 💌

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💖 COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE 💖

Copyright (C) 2001-2008 Philip Coombes

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.3 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.

so like — free software, same terms as Perl itself, Perl 5.8.3 or any later version of Perl 5 at your option. slay, honestly 🫶

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real talk though: this whole page is a stub. the actual functionality? not described here. nothing about what the module does is documented on this page. it's a vibe, not a spec, and that's a fact not a guess 😌

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and that's the whole page, bestie 💅 this was ZoneMinder::Database from the User Contributed Perl Documentation, brought to you by perl v5.40.1 and dated 2026-02-01 — mwah, go read some actual docs next, ily 🩷✨