ZoneMi...awning(3pm)

💖 ZoneMi...awning(3pm) — the manual page, bestie edition 💖

okay so you opened the man page for ZoneMinder::Database, which lives in the User Contributed Perl Documentation section (that's the 3pm part, iykyk). grab a lil snack, we're doing this together 🍓

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✨ NAME ✨

ZoneMinder::Database — a Perl extension for blah blah blah 💅

yes bestie, that is literally what it says. no cap.

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🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

  use ZoneMinder::Database;
  blah blah blah

that's the whole vibe. you use it, and then… blah blah blah. iconic honestly.

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🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

okay so here's the tea 🫖: this is stub documentation for ZoneMinder, and it was created by h2xs.

and like… it looks like the author of the extension was negligent enough to leave the stub unedited. 😭 not me reading the man page's own callout of its own author.

Blah blah blah.

🎀 EXPORT 🎀

None by default.

that's it. nothing exported. not a single thing. the restraint. the minimalism. lowkey ate. ✨

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👑 SEE ALSO 👑

so this section is supposed to mention other useful documentation — like the docs for related modules, or operating system documentation (think man pages in UNIX, yes those), or any relevant external documentation such as RFCs or standards. 📚

If you have a mailing list set up for your module, mention it here. 💌

If you have a web site set up for your module, mention it here. 🌐

(this is the placeholder telling you to fill it in, bestie. it's giving template energy. it's giving "the homework is blank" energy. fr fr.)

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💜 AUTHOR 💜

Philip Coombes, <philip.coombes@zoneminder.com> 👑

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🌈 COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE 🌈

Copyright (C) 2001-2008 Philip Coombes

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.3 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.

short version: it's free software, same terms as Perl itself, either 5.8.3 or whatever later Perl 5 you've got lying around. go wild, legally. 🫶

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and that's the whole page, bestie!! this one came to you from perl v5.40.1, dated 2026-02-01, and it is genuinely so funny that the man page header got truncated to ZoneMi...awning. the way it just gave up mid-word. main character energy tbh. 💀 mwah, go read the source next time ✨💖