ZoneMi...::Inet(3pm)

💖 NAME 💖

ZoneMinder::Trigger::Channel::Inet — bestie, that's the whole name, that's the vibe, that's the module ✨

(and yeah, the manual page itself is filed under ZoneMi...::Inet(3pm), if you were squinting at your terminal wondering if something got cut off. it did not. that's just how the filename vibes. 🫶)

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🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

okay so this is how you're supposed to pull it into your life:

use ZoneMinder::Database;
blah blah blah

yes, blah blah blah is literally in there. we'll get to that. 😭

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🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

So. The tea. ☕

This is stub documentation for ZoneMinder, and it was created by h2xs. Which means... it's a placeholder. An empty little shell. And apparently the author of the extension was, and I quote the energy here, negligent enough to leave the stub unedited. 🙈

Not me reading that in a manpage like it's a subtweet, but okay, go off, original documentation.

Then, and this is my favorite part, the entire description is:

Blah blah blah.

That's it. That's the description. Iconic in a "nothing was done here" kind of way. 💀

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✨ EXPORT ✨

• None by default. — nothing gets exported unless you ask. it's giving low-maintenance. 💅

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🌈 SEE ALSO 🌈

Okay so this section is basically a little checklist of things you should mention here, and I'm keeping every single one because the facts are the facts, bestie:

• Mention other useful documentation — like the docs for related modules, or operating system documentation (you know, UNIX man pages and friends), or any relevant external documentation like RFCs or standards.
• If you have a mailing list set up for your module, mention it here.
• If you have a web site set up for your module, mention it here.

That's the assignment. Nobody actually did the assignment, but that's the assignment. 🎀

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👑 AUTHOR 👑

Philip Coombes, <philip.coombes@zoneminder.com> — periodt. 💜

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💅 COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE 💅

Copyright (C) 2001-2008 Philip Coombes

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.3 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.

fr fr, that's the actual license text — same terms as Perl itself, 5.8.3 or whatever later version of Perl 5 you've got lying around. no cap.

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and that's the whole page, bestie!! 🧚✨ this was ZoneMi...::Inet(3pm) from perl v5.40.1, dated 2026-02-01 — mwah, go read some real documentation now, ily 🍓💖