ZoneMi...Handle(3pm)

💖 ZoneMinder::Trigger::Channel::Handle — the manual page, bestie edition 💖

okay so real talk, this is ZoneMi...Handle(3pm), from the User Contributed Perl Documentation collection. yes the title got truncated with dots, it's giving mysterious. anyway, sit down, grab a boba, let's get into it. 🧋

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✨ NAME ✨

ZoneMinder::Trigger::Channel::Handle — it's a Perl extension, and the official description of what it does is, and I quote, "blah blah blah." 💀 no fr, that's the whole thing.

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🦋 SYNOPSIS 🦋

use ZoneMinder::Trigger::Channel::Handle;
blah blah blah

that's it. that's the whole vibe. the blah blah blah is doing a lot of heavy lifting here ngl. 🙈

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🌸 DESCRIPTION 🌸

so, this is the stub documentation for ZoneMinder, and it was created by h2xs. and like… it looks like the author of the extension was negligent enough to leave the stub unedited. 😭 not me reading that in the manpage itself, the self-awareness is genuinely unmatched.

Blah blah blah. ✨

💅 EXPORT 💅

None by default.</purl> — that's it, nothing gets exported unless you ask. no freebies, no surprises, we respect boundaries here. 🫶

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🔥 SEE ALSO 🔥

okay so this section is basically a template telling you what should go here. it says: mention other useful documentation, such as the documentation of related modules, or operating system documentation (like man pages in UNIX), or any relevant external documentation such as RFCs or standards. 📚

if you've got a mailing list set up for your module, mention it here. ✉️

if you've got a web site set up for your module, mention it here. 🌐

(it's giving "fill in the blank", bestie. it's literally just the placeholder text. but we keep it, because facts are facts. 💖)

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👑 AUTHOR 👑

Philip Coombes, <philip.coombes@zoneminder.com> — the icon, the legend, the one who signed off on this whole thing. 🫡

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🎀 COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE 🎀

Copyright (C) 2001-2008 Philip Coombes.

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.3 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available. ⭐

so basically: go forth, remix, redistribute, just keep it Perl-licensed. slay. 💜

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🌈 the cute sign-off 🌈

and that's the whole page, bestie!! it was built on perl v5.40.1 and dated 2026-02-01, so you know this lil guy is out here living its best life in the ZoneMi...Handle(3pm) era. periodt. 💅✨🦋