ZoneMi...Server(3pm)

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version 1.36.37 Β· 5 versions
, in ubuntu resolute, ubuntu stonking

πŸ’– NAME πŸ’–

okay so bestie, gather round 🫢 this is ZoneMinder::Database β€” and fr fr, the official one-liner just says "Perl extension for blah blah blah" πŸ’€ not me being handed a stub and told to make it cute. anyway. it's a Perl extension, it lives in the ZoneMinder family, and the manual page you're reading is ZoneMi...Server(3pm) from the User Contributed Perl Documentation, iykyk πŸ’…


🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

the whole entire vibe, verbatim, no cap:

use ZoneMinder::Server; blah blah blah

that's it. that's the synopsis. iconic behaviour honestly 😭


✨ DESCRIPTION ✨

so here's the tea πŸ“ this is stub documentation for ZoneMinder, and it was created by h2xs. the original text straight up says it looks like the author of the extension was negligent enough to leave the stub unedited πŸ™ˆ

and then, because the universe has a sense of humour:

Blah blah blah.

that's the description. the entire description. I am not gatekeeping, I am telling you exactly what's there πŸ’€βœ¨

πŸŽ€ EXPORT πŸŽ€

None by default. periodt. nothing gets exported unless you ask for it, and this page isn't telling you how. queen behaviour tbh πŸ‘‘


πŸ¦‹ SEE ALSO πŸ¦‹

okay so this section is also a stub, and it's literally instructions-to-future-you, so let's read it as written 🌈 it says to mention other useful documentation β€” like the docs for related modules, or operating system documentation (think man pages in UNIX), or any relevant external documentation such as RFCs or standards. ✨

then: if you have a mailing list set up for your module, mention it here. πŸ’Œ

and also: if you have a web site set up for your module, mention it here. 🌐

so basically the see-also is a to-do list that never got done. we've all been there bestie 🫢


πŸ‘‘ AUTHOR πŸ‘‘

Philip Coombes, <philip.coombes@zoneminder.com> πŸ’œ give him his flowers, he's the main character of this page fr fr


Copyright (C) 2001-2008 Philip Coombes 🌟

and now the legal bit, which is actually kind of a slay:

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.3 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.

so: free software, same terms as Perl itself, Perl version 5.8.3 or any later version of Perl 5 you happen to have. your call, your option, your era πŸ’–


and that's the whole page, bestie!! πŸŽ€ this little cutie came from perl v5.40.1, dated 2026-02-01, and it goes by ZoneMi...Server(3pm) β€” mwah, take care of her πŸ¦‹πŸ’œ

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