ZoneMi...:Visca(3pm)

💖 ZoneMi...:Visca(3pm) 💖

okay bestie, so this is a page from the User Contributed Perl Documentation collection (that's the manual name, she's a perl girlie fr) and honestly? it's giving unfinished group project. buckle up 🎀

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✨ NAME ✨

ZoneMinder::Database — a Perl extension for blah blah blah 💅

yes. that's the actual description. "blah blah blah." iconic behaviour, no notes. 😭

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🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

use ZoneMinder::Database;
blah blah blah

that's the whole thing. three words of vibes and a use statement. slay I guess 🦋

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💜 DESCRIPTION 💜

so this is stub documentation for ZoneMinder, and it was generated by h2xs — you know, the tool that spits out a skeleton module and then just... leaves. 🫶

and the plot twist? it looks like the author of this extension was negligent enough to leave the stub unedited. not me quoting the manpage at you but literally that's what it says bestie, the page is roasting its own author. 💀

Blah blah blah.

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🧚 EXPORT 🧚

None by default. nope, nada, zero exports, the module is not sharing her toys. 🙈

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🌈 SEE ALSO 🌈

okay so this section is literally still holding the placeholder instructions. it says you should mention other useful documentation — like docs for related modules, or operating system documentation (such as man pages in UNIX, hey that's us 👑), or any relevant external documentation such as RFCs or standards.

it also says: if you have a mailing list set up for your module, mention it here. 📬

and: if you have a web site set up for your module, mention it here. 🌐

so like. nobody did any of that. the placeholder text is still onstage doing its little dance. main character energy, honestly. ✨

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🎀 AUTHOR 🎀

Philip Coombes, <philip.coombes@zoneminder.com> 💌

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👑 COPYRIGHT AND LICENSE 👑

Copyright (C) 2001-2008 Philip Coombes

and the license tea, verbatim vibes:

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.3 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available.

so like, free software, do your thing, same terms as Perl itself, 5.8.3 or literally any newer Perl 5 you've got lying around. generous queen. 💖

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and that's the whole page bestie, no cap. this one shipped as part of perl v5.40.1 on 2026-02-01, filed under ZoneMi...:Visca(3pm) — yes the title is truncated mid-word, we love a mystery, we don't ask questions here 🦋✨ bye!! 🫶