ZoneMi...onicIP(3pm)

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💖 ZoneMinder::Database 💖

okay bestie, welcome to the ZoneMi...onicIP(3pm) page — which is, and I cannot stress this enough, a page from the User Contributed Perl Documentation. Yes the title is truncated. Yes it's giving "someone's terminal was too narrow." We move.

✨ NAME ✨

ZoneMinder::Database — a Perl extension for, and I'm quoting here, blah blah blah. 💅

🌸 SYNOPSIS 🌸

  use ZoneMinder::Database;
  blah blah blah

that's it. that's the whole synopsis. she's minimal, she's mysterious, she's not telling you anything. 🎀

🦋 DESCRIPTION 🦋

okay so here's the tea, and it's a lil embarrassing ngl: this is stub documentation for ZoneMinder, created by h2xs. and the manpage itself says — literally, in its own words — that it looks like the author of the extension was negligent enough to leave the stub unedited. 💀

not me reading a manpage that's roasting its own author. iconic behaviour fr.

Blah blah blah.

that's not me being cute, that is the actual documentation. periodt. 🙈

🎀 EXPORT 🎀

None by default. nothing gets exported unless you ask. lowkey respectful of your namespace, honestly. 🫶

⭐ SEE ALSO ⭐

so this section is supposed to be where you'd mention other useful documentation — like the docs for related modules, or operating system documentation (you know, the man pages, in UNIX 👑), or any relevant external documentation like RFCs or standards.

and if you've got a mailing list set up for your module, mention it here. 📬

and if you've got a web site set up for your module, mention it here. 🌐

that's the whole section. it's a template telling you to fill it in. we've all been there. 🧚

💜 AUTHOR 💜

Philip Coombes, <philip.coombes@zoneminder.com> — the main character of this file, respectfully. 🌟

Copyright (C) 2001-2008 Philip Coombes

This library is free software; you can redistribute it and/or modify it under the same terms as Perl itself, either Perl version 5.8.3 or, at your option, any later version of Perl 5 you may have available. 💖

bestie if you're relying on this page for actual API details, this page has no actual API details. it says "blah blah blah" three times. that's the vibe check and it failed. check the module source instead, fr fr. 🔥

and that's the whole page!! brought to you by perl v5.40.1, dated 2026-02-01, served up under the name ZoneMi...onicIP(3pm) — yes the title is still truncated, no we will not be fixing it, she's iconic like that. mwah. 💅✨🌸

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