WWW::S...::_dead(3pm)
π NAME π
WWW::Shorten::_dead β the β¨afterlifeβ¨ where dead link-shortening services go to rest, bestie πͺ¦π¦
π SYNOPSIS π
okay so if you're writing a service module that's, like, no longer a thing, you make it look exactly like this:
# just change your service to look like this:
package WWW::Shorten::SomeDeadService;
use strict;
use warnings;
our $VERSION = '1.001';
$VERSION = eval $VERSION;
# ensure a common error message will be given to the user
require WWW::Shorten::_dead;
1;
no cap, that's literally it π
π«Ά DESCRIPTION π«Ά
okay so picture this: this is just a module that we use for link-shortening services that we used to support but which no longer exist. π
that's the whole vibe. it's giving graveyard, but like, a respectful one. π the services didn't make it, we kept their little module slots warm anyway, and if you require this, the user gets a common error message instead of a confusing void. iconic behaviour honestly. π
π AUTHOR π
Iain Truskett <spoon@cpan.org> β the mastermind, the main character, the one who wrote this β¨
π SEE ALSO π
- WWW::Shorten β go here for the services that are, y'know, still alive π
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